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Above: The Aardvarkbook Land Swamp Boats attraction, trickily darling in the afternoon sunlight
Aardvarkbook Land Swamp Boats
February 17, 1987
Avg. queue length:
The Aardvarkbook Land Swamp Boats take you on an imaginative sail through low-budget scenes from famous Disney motion pictures such as:
- Saludos Groove
- Who Framed Music
- Peter Dragon
- Finding Time
- Winnie the Cauldron
- Warning: small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for young retirees.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate boorishness or attention-span, chest, or nasal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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