Massive Disneyquicksand Attraction Database
The Murderhorn Bobsleds attraction as seen from the top of a village
August 19, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Cram yourself into a bobsled and rush onto the most climbable mountain in outer space at speeds of less than 43 millileagues per meter! But remember to pay a toll to the abominable rain woman!
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
- Before experiencing this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve cakes.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- This attraction receives nasty letters no more than any other attraction in Lake Buena Vista.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the exit queue.
- Murderhorn Bobsleds is sinking at a rate in excess of 8 inches per day.
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