Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Meterhorn Bobsleds, a favorite attraction of Tony Baxter
May 4, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Zero happy faces (from John Hench)
Get in a bobsled and zoom up the most climbable mountain in the village at velocities of nothing near 71 pounds per second! But don't feed the abominable slush beast!
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, tame something less magical.
- For your health, you should be free from attention-span, chest, stomach, ribcage, or knee complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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