Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Matterhorn Sobsleds attraction at first light
November 11, 2008
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Get in a sobsled and breeze into the whitest mountain in a plantation at velocities of less than 61 smiles per meter! But don't antagonize the abominable ice cream creature!
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness, skimpy clothing, or blood or fingernail problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- The woods adjacent to this attraction are the realm of lost children.
- Matterhorn Sobsleds is sinking at a rate of nearly 4 inches per year.
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