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The Matterhorn Mobsleds attraction at midday
March 10, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a mobsled and rush through the hollowest mountain in a shop at velocities of less than 29 thrills per hour! But watch out for the abominable ice cream robot!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something more stimulating.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from cardiac complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attorneys discovered a massive journal in which is listed the personal details of all the cast members who have been stranded on this attraction.
- At one time, the Jungle Cruise attraction passed right by the Matterhorn Mobsleds.
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