Massive Martinland Attraction Database
Below: The Matterhorn Mobsleds attraction at midday
November 10, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Get in a mobsled and mountaineer onto the most climbable mountain in the jungle at speeds of what seems like 82 smiles per minute! But stay away from the abominable ice woman!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less demanding.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
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