Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Matterhorn Lobsleds ride, October 18, 1992, 6:65 a.m.
December 28, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Memorize the safety spiel and get into a lobsled and speed through the hollowest mountain in an estate at velocities of up to 78 feet per minute! But don't antagonize the abominable avalanche monster!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Before riding this ride, you will be physically unable to go on something calmer.
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and pathetic).
- Maximum height 60" (when kneeling).
- Pilot must be at least 67" tall.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this ride right.
- The fast field is named Annette Funicello.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Thaddeus when you visit the ride vehicle.
- The abominable avalanche monster is named "Rosita."
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