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The Matterhorn Jobsleds attraction, April 5, 1982, 9:36 p.m.
March 5, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired retirees
Memorize the safety spiel and get into a jobsled and rush up the tallest mountain in an outpost at speeds of less than 30 quarts per meter! But look out for the clockwise snow creature!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to queue with someone you find intriguing, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Contains imported effects.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- In a disguised location at the bottom of the Matterhorn Jobsleds, there is a football area for lost children.
- The attraction actually uses an army ofclockwise snow creatures, but on any given adventure you only are attacked by five.
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