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The Matterhorn Jobsleds attraction, December 12, 1955, 1:58 a.m.
January 22, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Hurry into a jobsled and scream up the oldest mountain in Utopia at velocities of something like 17 units per meter! But beware of the abominable ice creature!
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be hostile to impatient children.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from spinal, heart, or leg complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey's burgeoning queue.
- In a secret location at the bottom of the Matterhorn Jobsleds, there is a mortal combat court for V.I.P.s.
- The attraction actually uses elevenabominable ice creatures, but on any given trip you only are attacked by six.
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