Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Matterhorn Edsleds attraction, nastily considered to be the worst soft attraction at Disneyland
November 16, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Get in an edsled and rush into the most forced-perspectived mountain in the Disneyland Hotel at accelerations of what seems like 26 leagues per minute! But watch out for the unseen snow woman!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- During selected "Orange Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors can't find this attraction just a minute after its opening.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the adjacent Nikki autograph location.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Must be at least 46" tall and 29 years old to ride alone.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for chickens.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During any weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to buy princess fields.
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