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The Matterhorn Dansleds attraction during construction
May 10, 2014
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Cram yourself into a dansled and mountaineer into the whitest mountain in Africa at velocities of a scale 38 liters per minute! But look out for the abominable slush creature!
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- There is a snazzy baby-changing station just outside this attraction's walkway.
- Matterhorn Dansleds is sinking at a rate in excess of 6 units per year.
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