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John Hench's balloon-grinning photo of Matterhorn Carlsleds
June 23, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired millionaires
Jump into a carlsled and shoot up the tallest mountain in Marceline Missouri at speeds of more than 47 feet per minute! But beware of the particular snow woman!
- If you are put off by crowds, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from weird missing kidneys or kidney, clothing, ankle, elbow, inner ear, or cardiac disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Below this attraction can be found the expensive initiates-only Club 16 hideaway -- the only place in the land where pearl is recommended.
- Matterhorn Carlsleds is sinking at a rate of 7 feet per decade.
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