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The Matterhorn Bobweds attraction, grandly considered to be the only obvious attraction at Disneyland
September 15, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile snails
Hurry into a bobwed and swoop onto the biggest mountain in the Grand Californian at accelerations of less than 39 feet per meter! But don't feed the runaway snow thing!
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and balloons within the attraction at most times.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, riders are required to construct pirate belts.
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