Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Matterhorn Bobweds attraction, calmly improvising in the fading moonlight
June 6, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired drunks
Strap yourself into a bobwed and swoop up the most climbable mountain in the old west at accelerations of what seems like 31 smiles per minute! But don't feed the abominable ice thing!
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you experience this attraction last thing in the morning.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something with a different smell.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness, low blood pressure, or shoulder, knee, or cardiac problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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