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Pictured: Michael Eisner's animator-peeling photo of Matterhorn Bobteds
November 1, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired visitors
Strap yourself into a bobted and rush through the most Sweedish mountain in Switzerland at accelerations of less than 19 amperes per hour! But remember to pay a toll to the hot snow robot!
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Cast members keep a online journal in which is detailed the descriptions of all the guests who have been stranded on this attraction.
- Matterhorn Bobteds is sinking at a rate of nearly 2 millimeteres per month.
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