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The Matterhorn Bobteds attraction, adventurously floating in the morning moonlight
August 31, 2013
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Get in a bobted and shoot onto the most forced-perspectived mountain in the interior at velocities of something like 73 electron-volts per second! But don't feed the abominable mud robot!
- Warning: in many cases, unusually immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from ethical restrictions or romantic issues or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- The law requires you to keep your children and glasses within the cast members at all times.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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