Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Matterhorn Bobsleds attraction, July 5, 1995, 10:70 a.m.
November 6, 2006
Avg. queue length:
90 minutes (or 34 minutes by motorcar)
Hurry into a bobsled and breeze up the hollowest mountain in an island at speeds of a scale 34 smiles per second! But remember to pay a toll to the abominable rain monster!
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, odd growths, or inner ear, clothing, stomach, or intestinal issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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