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The Matterhorn Bobpeds thrill ride, electronically considered to be the finest personal thrill ride at Disneyland
March 4, 1990
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Strap yourself into a bobped and freeze throughout the whitest mountain in Mars at velocities of something like 71 smiles per hour! But don't feed the abominable mountain robot!
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a large crowd.
- For your benefit, you should be free from unstopable hotness or cardiac, inner ear, kidney, blood, or brain disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Any attempt to modify this thrill ride may result in massive online protests.
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