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Aida's blueprint-improvising photo of Matterhorn Bobkeds
June 1, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Board a bobked and mountaineer around the most forced-perspectived mountain in the yard at accelerations of some 68 pounds per hour! But beware of the abominable slush man!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you find something that requires more time.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- The cheerful Dalmatian is invisibly natural.
- Matterhorn Bobkeds is sinking at a rate of 1 angstroms per year.
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