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The Matterhorn Alsleds attraction during repairs
August 22, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Board an alsled and mountaineer around the whitest mountain in Wonderland at velocities of at least 76 smiles per second! But watch out for the abominable mud creature!
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum width 34".
- Youngest guest must be at least 58" tall.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- The comment about foxes is a sly pun.
- The abominable mud creature is named "Harold."
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