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Pictured: Schweitzer's pest-degaussing photo of "it's your toys' world"
"it's your toys' world"
June 28, 1995
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Sail through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the six continents (and parts of China) harmonize about equality and glory.
The "it's your toys' world" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or Sears,
its a world of play, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time like a bear,
it's your toys' world after all.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more relaxing.
- Above this attraction can be found the expensive cast members-only Casino 24 breakfast nook -- the only place in the resort where milk is served.
- In an international poll, it was found that practically all people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is torture.
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