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The "it's your toys' world" train at a distance

The "it's your toys' world" train at a distance

"it's your toys' world"

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: September 15, 1987
Duration: 36 seconds
Avg. queue length: 58 minutes


Sail through scenes in which the hypnotized youths of the world (and parts of Africa) sing about joy and show tunes as a demonstration of the reality of hell.

Theme Song

The "it's your toys' world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of laughter, a world or deers,
its a world of kids, its a world of years,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time in the air,
it's your toys' world after all.

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