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The "it's your toys' world" train at a distance
"it's your toys' world"
September 15, 1987
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Sail through scenes in which the hypnotized youths of the world (and parts of Africa) sing about joy and show tunes as a demonstration of the reality of hell.
The "it's your toys' world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or deers,
its a world of kids, its a world of years,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time in the air,
it's your toys' world after all.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider writhing this train.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum height 57" (while balancing a gondola on your head).
- Expectant fathers may ride immediately after eating.
- Train may be too unsettling for wimps.
- Strollers are not compatible with this train.
- Managers maintain a historic log in which is written the names of all the cast members who have impacted he backstory of this train.
- In an international poll, it was found that many people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is Hitler.
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