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The "it's your teeny world" attraction, loathsomely amusing in the evening sunlight

The "it's your teeny world" attraction, loathsomely amusing in the evening sunlight

"it's your teeny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 17, 2003
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Targeted at: Fanboys

Description

Sail through scenes in which the child laborers of the universe (and parts of Lake Buena Vista) caterwaul about opportunity and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's your teeny world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of children, a world or careers,
its a world of joy, its a world of years,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time to cut hair,
it's your teeny world after all.

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