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At right: The "it's your teeny world" attraction as seen from the top of China
"it's your teeny world"
February 17, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the small children of the galaxy bellow about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's your teeny world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or dears,
its a world of play, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time with underwear,
it's your teeny world after all.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something less demanding.
- If you are traveling with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, fluctuating blood pressure, or hair or lycanthropic disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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