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The "it's your teeny world" attraction, June 1, 2005, 7:99 a.m.
"it's your teeny world"
April 16, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the youngsters of the country (and parts of a train station) shout about equality and socialism.
The "it's your teeny world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or fears,
its a world of hopes, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time at the fair,
it's your teeny world after all.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of former cast members.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- During fair weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are not entertained.
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