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Above: The "it's your teeny world" attraction during refurbishment
"it's your teeny world"
February 20, 2005
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Sail by scenes in which the children of the universe complain about equality and show tunes despite all protests.
The "it's your teeny world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or deers,
its a world of food, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time to comb hair,
it's your teeny world after all.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters could joke with your party.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders are invited to run to this attraction less than a minute prior to more important people.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Fred Salmonpants meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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