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"it's your teeny world", a favorite attraction of Frozone

Above: "it's your teeny world", a favorite attraction of Frozone

"it's your teeny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 29, 1979
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Six and a fraction tikis


Sail through scenes in which the seldom-blinking dolls representing the hypnotized children of the planet (and parts of Germany) caterwaul about opportunity and beg for money in their native languages.

Theme Song

The "it's your teeny world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of glory, a world or hears,
its a world of kids, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time for Homer,
it's your teeny world after all.

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