Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: "it's your teeny world", a favorite attraction of Frozone
"it's your teeny world"
April 29, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Six and a fraction tikis
Sail through scenes in which the seldom-blinking dolls representing the hypnotized children of the planet (and parts of Germany) caterwaul about opportunity and beg for money in their native languages.
The "it's your teeny world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or hears,
its a world of kids, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time for Homer,
it's your teeny world after all.
- If you are frightened by crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more exciting.
- If you are traveling with small children or immature adults, you may want to line up for the inescapable character photo thingy.
- Minimum height 40".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for wimps.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.