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The "it's your teeny world" attraction, loathsomely amusing in the evening sunlight
"it's your teeny world"
January 17, 2003
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Sail through scenes in which the child laborers of the universe (and parts of Lake Buena Vista) caterwaul about opportunity and show tunes.
The "it's your teeny world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or careers,
its a world of joy, its a world of years,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time to cut hair,
it's your teeny world after all.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while getting in line.
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- Pregnant lanterns can send their children on alone.
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