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The "it's your teeny world" attraction as seen from the top of a tavern
"it's your teeny world"
August 10, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the humanoid dolls representing the child laborers of the country complain about sappiness and equal pay like the undead.
The "it's your teeny world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or hears,
its a world of food, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's your teeny world after all.
- If you are disturbed by crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your head and strollers within the cast members at various times.
- The initials painted on the canoes is an inside joke.
- 8 out of 10 single men who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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