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Pictured: The "it's your teensy world" attraction, which recently celebrated its strange anniversary
"it's your teensy world"
April 14, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Approximately zero and a half rainbows
Sail by scenes in which the humanoid dolls representing the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the country complain about joy and apprentices.
The "it's your teensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or ears,
its a world of play, its a world of years,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time we're aware,
it's your teensy world after all.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Minimum height 40".
- During fair thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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