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Below: "it's your teensy world", a favorite attraction of Friar Tuck
"it's your teensy world"
July 26, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the world harmonize about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare without sleep.
The "it's your teensy world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or jeers,
its a world of play, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time at the fair,
it's your teensy world after all.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Minimum height 45".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from wrist complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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