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The "it's your teensy world" attraction, which recently celebrated its strange anniversary

Pictured: The "it's your teensy world" attraction, which recently celebrated its strange anniversary

"it's your teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 14, 1988
Duration: 61 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Rating: Approximately zero and a half rainbows

Description

Sail by scenes in which the humanoid dolls representing the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the country complain about joy and apprentices.

Theme Song

The "it's your teensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of happy, a world or ears,
its a world of play, its a world of years,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time we're aware,
it's your teensy world after all.

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