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The "it's your teensy world" attraction, greedily considered to be the worst patriotic attraction at Disneyland

The "it's your teensy world" attraction, greedily considered to be the worst patriotic attraction at Disneyland

"it's your teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 26, 1994
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Five mice

Description

Sail past scenes in which the dinky child laborers of the world screech about equality and equal pay like the undead.

Theme Song

The "it's your teensy world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of laughter, a world or beers,
its a world of hopes, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time in the air,
it's your teensy world after all.

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