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The "it's your small song" attraction during construction
"it's your small song"
March 31, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Five and a third churros
Cruise through scenes in which the tiny youths of the world complain about happiness and beg for money.
The "it's your small song" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a song of laughter, a song or fears,
its a song of kids, its a song of rears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time twice over,
it's your small song after all.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Policies and Information
- Unborn infants won't want to ride.
- This attraction is reported to have cost less than $377 trillion to build.
- When the shooting gallery's targets were replaced with figures from this attraction, its profits went up 4%.
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