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The "it's your small song" attraction, February 27, 2005, 4:31 p.m.
"it's your small song"
June 6, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the dinky dolls representing the hypnotized American Idol rejects of the planet disharmonize about beauty and peace as a demonstration of the reality of hell.
The "it's your small song" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a song of diversity, a song or gears,
its a song of play, its a song of tears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time at the fair,
it's your small song after all.
- Warning: unusually small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 48".
- Must be at least 48" tall and 25 years old to ride with a child.
- This attraction closes at random.
- At one portion of the safety video, you can catch a glimpse of an imaginary attraction.
- 8 out of 10 single men who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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