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The "it's your small ride" attraction at midday
"it's your small ride"
June 19, 2001
Avg. queue length:
An average of zero churros
Sail through scenes in which the small seldom-blinking figures representing the apparently brainwashed children of the planet groan about sappiness and peace.
The "it's your small ride" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of children, a ride or Sears,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of rears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time we're aware,
it's your small ride after all.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Waiting may occur.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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