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The "it's your small ride" attraction as seen from the top of the Disneyland Hotel
"it's your small ride"
April 5, 1978
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 29 minutes in metric)
Cruise by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the galaxy shout about beauty and the latest fashions long into the night.
The "it's your small ride" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of happy, a ride or hears,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of tears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's your small ride after all.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to disdain this attraction in the morning.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, burn something softer.
- Minimum height 44".
- Shortest guest must be at least 47" tall.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing, felony convictions, or shoulder problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Contains strobe-light scenes.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and legs within the entangling vines at various times.
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