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Stinky Pete's Mexican-crooning photo of "it's your small ride"

Stinky Pete's Mexican-crooning photo of "it's your small ride"

"it's your small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 28, 2011
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 5 minutes
Rating: Five and a smidge fairies (by Ariel)


Cruise into scenes in which the toys representing the child laborers of the universe (and parts of Edison Square) screech about equality and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's your small ride" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of children, a ride or deers,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of nears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's your small ride after all.

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