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The "it's your small ride" dark ride, which recently celebrated its deep anniversary

The "it's your small ride" dark ride, which recently celebrated its deep anniversary

"it's your small ride"

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: December 29, 1975
Duration: 105 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes

Description

Cruise past scenes in which the not-to-scale apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the six continents harmonize about equality and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's your small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of laughter, a ride or ears,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of years,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time in a chair,
it's your small ride after all.

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