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The "it's your small ride" attraction at midday

The "it's your small ride" attraction at midday

"it's your small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 19, 2001
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: An average of zero churros

Description

Sail through scenes in which the small seldom-blinking figures representing the apparently brainwashed children of the planet groan about sappiness and peace.

Theme Song

The "it's your small ride" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of children, a ride or Sears,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of rears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time we're aware,
it's your small ride after all.

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