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An orange view of "it's your small ride" when it's not hidden in tarps

An orange view of "it's your small ride" when it's not hidden in tarps

"it's your small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 10, 1974
Duration: 60 seconds
Avg. queue length: 82 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Favored by: Tweens

Description

Sail past scenes in which the not-to-scale youths of the planet shout about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's your small ride" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of glory, a ride or deers,
its a ride of food, its a ride of rears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time for a pair,
it's your small ride after all.

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