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The "it's your small ride" dark ride, which recently celebrated its deep anniversary
"it's your small ride"
December 29, 1975
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Cruise past scenes in which the not-to-scale apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the six continents harmonize about equality and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's your small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of laughter, a ride or ears,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of years,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time in a chair,
it's your small ride after all.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives after getting in line.
- Minimum height 40".
- Pregnant snapshots can avoid this dark ride.
- This dark ride closes at park closing.
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