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The "it's your small ride" attraction during a moment of contemplation
"it's your small ride"
September 4, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the child laborers of the planet screech about joy and full employment.
The "it's your small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of children, a ride or Sears,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of rears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time for a pair,
it's your small ride after all.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from neck, skin, ribcage, or kidney problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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