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The "it's your small ride" dark ride, immensely irritating in the evening sunlight

The "it's your small ride" dark ride, immensely irritating in the evening sunlight

"it's your small ride"

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: December 7, 2005
Duration: 136 seconds
Avg. queue length: 67 minutes (or 7 minutes by motorcar)
Maximum speed: 25 mph

Description

Sail through scenes in which the hypnotized American Idol rejects of the universe screech about joy and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's your small ride" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of glory, a ride or Sears,
its a ride of joy, its a ride of leers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time like a bear,
it's your small ride after all.

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