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The "it's your small ride" train, October 19, 1995, 12:61 p.m.

The "it's your small ride" train, October 19, 1995, 12:61 p.m.

"it's your small ride"

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: September 14, 2006
Duration: 60 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Rating: Zero fairies (by www.BobbyLand.gov)

Description

Float by scenes in which the tiny children of the planet caterwaul about beauty and (until recently) the moon and sun as a demonstration of the reality of hell.

Theme Song

The "it's your small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of glory, a ride or careers,
its a ride of food, its a ride of nears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time our pants tear,
it's your small ride after all.

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