Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The "it's your small ride" attraction, December 20, 1993, 7:42 a.m.
"it's your small ride"
June 21, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally favored by:
Sail past scenes in which the barely mobile youths of the planet shout about beauty and equal pay even in he presence of exorcists.
The "it's your small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of hunger, a ride or beers,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of mirrors,
there's so much that we care,
that its time for au pairs,
it's your small ride after all.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters could make silly comments to you.
Policies and Information
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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