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The "it's your small ride" attraction, which recently celebrated its available anniversary

The "it's your small ride" attraction, which recently celebrated its available anniversary

"it's your small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 7, 1999
Duration: 66 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the seldom-blinking figures representing the hypnotized youngsters of the universe screech about joy and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's your small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of diversity, a ride or beers,
its a ride of food, its a ride of leers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time our pants tear,
it's your small ride after all.

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