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The "it's your small ride" attraction during a moment of contemplation

The "it's your small ride" attraction during a moment of contemplation

"it's your small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 4, 1959
Duration: 14 seconds
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Sail through scenes in which the child laborers of the planet screech about joy and full employment.

Theme Song

The "it's your small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of children, a ride or Sears,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of rears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time for a pair,
it's your small ride after all.

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