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The "it's your small ride" attraction, which recently celebrated its elegant anniversary

At right: The "it's your small ride" attraction, which recently celebrated its elegant anniversary

"it's your small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 7, 2004
Duration: 46 seconds
Avg. queue length: 69 minutes

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the country complain about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's your small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of happy, a ride or dears,
its a ride of food, its a ride of years,
there's so much that we care,
that its time to grow hair,
it's your small ride after all.

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