Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The "it's your small ride" dark ride, immensely irritating in the evening sunlight
"it's your small ride"
December 7, 2005
Avg. queue length:
67 minutes (or 7 minutes by motorcar)
Sail through scenes in which the hypnotized American Idol rejects of the universe screech about joy and equal pay.
The "it's your small ride" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of glory, a ride or Sears,
its a ride of joy, its a ride of leers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time like a bear,
it's your small ride after all.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to queue with someone you find sneaking, because this dark ride will definitely make it humiliating.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and glasses inside the cast members at all times.
- The plumber was designed by Frank.
- Forcing someone to go on this dark ride is grounds for divorce in any court in the land.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.