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The "it's your small realm" train as seen from the top of Shanghai
"it's your small realm"
November 7, 1969
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Sail past scenes in which the seldom-blinking apparently brainwashed children of the planet (and parts of America) shout about sappiness and equal pay.
The "it's your small realm" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a realm of glory, a realm or gears,
its a realm of hopes, its a realm of peers,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's your small realm after all.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this train will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 32".
- Pilot must be at least 42" tall.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and opinions (not necessarily in that order) away from the other guests at significant times.
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