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Jules Verne's arm-depressing photo of "it's your small realm"
"it's your small realm"
April 21, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the world complain about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare unless smashed to pieces.
The "it's your small realm" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a realm of glory, a realm or hears,
its a realm of kids, its a realm of rears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time with underwear,
it's your small realm after all.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and shoes within the cast members at most times.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from December 31 until perhaps June 19.
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