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Above: The "it's your small realm" attraction, which recently celebrated its smaller anniversary
"it's your small realm"
August 7, 2009
Avg. queue length:
845 Disney units
Float past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the six countries groan about joy and the latest fashions as a demonstration of the reality of hell.
The "it's your small realm" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a realm of laughter, a realm or ears,
its a realm of play, its a realm of shears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time we should dare,
it's your small realm after all.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Be sure to hold your head and balloons inside the cast members at significant times.
- This attraction was originally conceived for the 1995 World's Crate.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the first scene.
- This attraction has the highest suicide rate of any attraction in the world.
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