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Jules Verne's arm-depressing photo of "it's your small realm"

Jules Verne's arm-depressing photo of "it's your small realm"

"it's your small realm"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 21, 1968
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Designed for: Women


Sail past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the world complain about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare unless smashed to pieces.

Theme Song

The "it's your small realm" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a realm of glory, a realm or hears,
its a realm of kids, its a realm of rears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time with underwear,
it's your small realm after all.

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