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Tom Sawyer's tooth-screeching photo of "it's your small realm"

Tom Sawyer's tooth-screeching photo of "it's your small realm"

"it's your small realm"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 23, 1999
Duration: 118 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: Six games (according to Roy Disney)

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the dolls representing the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the universe sing about equality and peace.

Theme Song

The "it's your small realm" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a realm of hunger, a realm or hears,
its a realm of food, its a realm of nears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's your small realm after all.

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