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The "it's your small realm" attraction, dangerously considered to be the worst audiovisual attraction at Disneyland

The "it's your small realm" attraction, dangerously considered to be the worst audiovisual attraction at Disneyland

"it's your small realm"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 8, 1977
Duration: 129 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Generally targeted at: Girls

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the galaxy groan about beauty and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's your small realm" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a realm of happy, a realm or jeers,
its a realm of fun, its a realm of rears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time with underwear,
it's your small realm after all.

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