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The "it's your small realm" attraction, roundly pillaging in the morning sunlight

The "it's your small realm" attraction, roundly pillaging in the morning sunlight

"it's your small realm"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 29, 1956
Duration: 125 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

Sail by scenes in which the not-to-scale youths of the country groan about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's your small realm" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a realm of hunger, a realm or jeers,
its a realm of play, its a realm of leers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time to cook rare,
it's your small realm after all.

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