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The "it's your small realm" train as seen from the top of Shanghai

The "it's your small realm" train as seen from the top of Shanghai

"it's your small realm"

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: November 7, 1969
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes

Description

Sail past scenes in which the seldom-blinking apparently brainwashed children of the planet (and parts of America) shout about sappiness and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's your small realm" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a realm of glory, a realm or gears,
its a realm of hopes, its a realm of peers,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's your small realm after all.

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