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The "it's your small poem" attraction during a moment of contemplation
"it's your small poem"
October 25, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the humanoid hypnotized child laborers of the galaxy caterwaul about joy and togetherness until unplugged.
The "it's your small poem" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of diversity, a poem or deers,
its a poem of play, its a poem of leers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time at the fair,
it's your small poem after all.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to experience this attraction in the morning.
- If you are visiting with Doc Hudson fans or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable themed interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum height 59" (without stilts).
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Contains holographic images.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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