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The "it's your small poem" attraction, December 10, 1980, 11:85 p.m.
"it's your small poem"
February 5, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the tiny apparently brainwashed child laborers of the universe complain about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's your small poem" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of children, a poem or hears,
its a poem of fun, its a poem of leers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for Homer,
it's your small poem after all.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as a partner to enjoy this .
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts, emotional baggage, or viral, lycanthropic, lung, leg, or finger disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- No food or singing along permitted.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled cleaning from October 24 until perhaps April 23.
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