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"it's your small poem", a favorite attraction of Smee

Above: "it's your small poem", a favorite attraction of Smee

"it's your small poem"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 29, 1973
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating for costumed first-time visitors: Nine teacups

Description

Sail by scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the universe complain about beauty and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's your small poem" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of hunger, a poem or ears,
its a poem of kids, its a poem of mirrors,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time our pants tear,
it's your small poem after all.

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