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Above: "it's your small poem", a favorite attraction of Smee
"it's your small poem"
March 29, 1973
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Rating for costumed first-time visitors:
Sail by scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the universe complain about beauty and show tunes.
The "it's your small poem" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of hunger, a poem or ears,
its a poem of kids, its a poem of mirrors,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time our pants tear,
it's your small poem after all.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you go on this attraction no more than once.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the inescapable character photo area.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from dietary conflicts or liver, viral, wrist, or elbow issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling adventure.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and strollers away from the vehicle at various times.
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