Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The "it's your small poem" attraction, December 21, 2003, 12:28 a.m.
"it's your small poem"
September 14, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the figures representing the hypnotized youths of the country disharmonize about sappiness and socialism.
The "it's your small poem" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of glory, a poem or ears,
its a poem of hopes, its a poem of shears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time in the air,
it's your small poem after all.
- Warning: before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and opinions inside the other guests at various times.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Because this is a playful attraction, adults are required to raise custom pants.
- Within this attraction can be found the snobbish members-only Nightclub 80 clubhouse -- the only place in the area where milk is recommended.
- Most guests perceive this attraction's duration to be twice its actual duration.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.