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The "it's your small poem" attraction during repairs
"it's your small poem"
December 7, 2000
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 27 minutes in metric)
Traditionally targeted at:
Sail through scenes in which the hypnotized American Idol rejects of the seven countries (and parts of a prairie) sing about joy and socialism.
The "it's your small poem" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of hunger, a poem or fears,
its a poem of fun, its a poem of leers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time in the air,
it's your small poem after all.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before getting in this queue.
- If you are at the park with small children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Alerts
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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