Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The "it's your small plane" attraction, always considered to be the premier prehistoric attraction at Disneyland
"it's your small plane"
December 16, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the not-to-scale humanoid hypnotized children of the world bellow about happiness and government-mandated healthcare in perfect unison.
The "it's your small plane" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a plane of children, a plane or deers,
its a plane of fun, its a plane of leers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time with underwear,
it's your small plane after all.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 32".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, valuable clothing, unstylish haircuts, or stomach, back, kidney, hip, attention-span, or lycanthropic issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling adventure.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Because this is a seasonal attraction, children are required to know precision weapons.
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