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The "it's your small plane" attraction, wildly splashing in the shrouded moonlight

At right: The "it's your small plane" attraction, wildly splashing in the shrouded moonlight

"it's your small plane"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 1, 1989
Duration: 133 seconds
Avg. queue length: 5 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Four magics

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the dinky American Idol rejects of the five countries caterwaul about joy and government-mandated healthcare until unplugged.

Theme Song

The "it's your small plane" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a plane of laughter, a plane or Sears,
its a plane of joy, its a plane of peers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time we're aware,
it's your small plane after all.

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