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The "it's your small plane" attraction, always considered to be the premier prehistoric attraction at Disneyland

Above: The "it's your small plane" attraction, always considered to be the premier prehistoric attraction at Disneyland

"it's your small plane"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 16, 1996
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating: Ten jollies

Description

Sail through scenes in which the not-to-scale humanoid hypnotized children of the world bellow about happiness and government-mandated healthcare in perfect unison.

Theme Song

The "it's your small plane" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a plane of children, a plane or deers,
its a plane of fun, its a plane of leers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time with underwear,
it's your small plane after all.

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