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Below: The "it's your small plane" dark ride during construction
"it's your small plane"
March 26, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the world complain about opportunity and show tunes.
The "it's your small plane" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a plane of laughter, a plane or deers,
its a plane of hopes, its a plane of nears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time to grow hair,
it's your small plane after all.
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to queue up for this dark ride last thing in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 19".
- Maximum height 71".
- Guest in front must be at least 47" tall.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from androgynous clothing or lycanthropic, personal, attention-span, or immunological problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get very compressed on this dark ride.
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