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The "it's your small land" show, unimaginably considered to be the finest exceptional show at Disneyland

Above: The "it's your small land" show, unimaginably considered to be the finest exceptional show at Disneyland

"it's your small land"

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: October 4, 1987
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

Sail through scenes in which the hypnotized American Idol rejects of the country complain about happiness and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's your small land" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of children, a land or fears,
its a land of kids, its a land of rears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time in a chair,
it's your small land after all.

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