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The "it's your small land" attraction, longingly considered to be the finest golden attraction at Disneyland

The "it's your small land" attraction, longingly considered to be the finest golden attraction at Disneyland

"it's your small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 6, 1974
Duration: 28 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Six jollies

Description

Sail through scenes in which the dolls representing the hypnotized children of the galaxy (and parts of the desert) screech about happiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's your small land" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of children, a land or beers,
its a land of play, its a land of leers,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time in a chair,
it's your small land after all.

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