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Photo: The "it's your small land" attraction, handsomely rotting in the evening park light
"it's your small land"
August 23, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the seldom-blinking youths of the country screech about equality and full employment without sleep.
The "it's your small land" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of diversity, a land or hears,
its a land of hopes, its a land of shears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time at the fair,
it's your small land after all.
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from immunological, hair, intestinal, heart, chin, or chest disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The initials printed on the giraffes is an obvious anachronism.
- When the shooting gallery's targets were replaced with figures from this attraction, its profits went up 6%.
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