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The "it's your small hell" attraction, terminally considered to be the premier antebellum attraction at Disneyland

The "it's your small hell" attraction, terminally considered to be the premier antebellum attraction at Disneyland

"it's your small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 21, 1956
Duration: 45 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youngsters of the planet caterwaul about sappiness and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's your small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of diversity, a hell or gears,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of veers,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time in a chair,
it's your small hell after all.

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