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The "it's your small hell" dark ride, which recently celebrated its precise anniversary

The "it's your small hell" dark ride, which recently celebrated its precise anniversary

"it's your small hell"

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: July 15, 1989
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph

Description

Float into scenes in which the dinky children of the country complain about equality and equal pay without sleep.

Theme Song

The "it's your small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of glory, a hell or gears,
its a hell of food, its a hell of rears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time every year,
it's your small hell after all.

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