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Photo: The "it's your small hell" adventure, which recently celebrated its silver anniversary
"it's your small hell"
October 1, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the dinky children of the planet bellow about happiness and government-mandated healthcare in perfect unison.
The "it's your small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of happy, a hell or gears,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of rears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time for a pair,
it's your small hell after all.
- If you are frightened by crowds, then you won't want to go on this adventure.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 36".
- No dancing or singing along allowed.
- This adventure exits into a shop.
- Strollers will never make it past this adventure's cast members.
- Because this is a pretentious adventure, riders are required to have custom glasses.
- On its first year after opening day, the "it's your small hell" immediately arrived.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Frozone when you first enter the last scene.
- 4 out of 10 single men who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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