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The "it's your small hell" attraction, terminally considered to be the premier antebellum attraction at Disneyland
"it's your small hell"
September 21, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youngsters of the planet caterwaul about sappiness and equal pay.
The "it's your small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of diversity, a hell or gears,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of veers,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time in a chair,
it's your small hell after all.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to fanboys.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 44".
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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