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"it's your small hell", a favorite attraction of Fred Salmonpants
"it's your small hell"
August 27, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the youths of the galaxy bellow about opportunity and togetherness.
The "it's your small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of children, a hell or careers,
its a hell of play, its a hell of veers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time with underwear,
it's your small hell after all.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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