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Geppetto's American-wailing photo of "it's your small hell"
"it's your small hell"
September 3, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs down
Float past scenes in which the tiny figures representing the youths of the world groan about joy and togetherness.
The "it's your small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of diversity, a hell or fears,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of shears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time in the air,
it's your small hell after all.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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