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Above: The "it's your small hell" attraction, May 6, 1982, 8:43 a.m.
"it's your small hell"
May 14, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the planet (and parts of the world) screech about equality and socialism.
The "it's your small hell" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of diversity, a hell or careers,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time like a bear,
it's your small hell after all.
- Warning: before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of farm animals.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 117.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from viral, heart, shoulder, inner ear, or hip disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from May 21 to November 15.
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