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Geppetto's American-wailing photo of "it's your small hell"

Geppetto's American-wailing photo of "it's your small hell"

"it's your small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 3, 1976
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Rating: Nine thumbs down


Float past scenes in which the tiny figures representing the youths of the world groan about joy and togetherness.

Theme Song

The "it's your small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of diversity, a hell or fears,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of shears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time in the air,
it's your small hell after all.

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