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The "it's your small hell" attraction during a moment of contemplation

The "it's your small hell" attraction during a moment of contemplation

"it's your small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 9, 2006
Duration: 54 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Rating: Eight Walts

Description

Float through scenes in which the small apparently brainwashed children of the galaxy sing about equality and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's your small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of hunger, a hell or Sears,
its a hell of play, its a hell of tears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's your small hell after all.

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