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The "it's your small hell" adventure, which recently celebrated its silver anniversary

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"it's your small hell"

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: October 1, 1988
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 1 minute
Rating: Six shipwrecks

Description

Sail past scenes in which the dinky children of the planet bellow about happiness and government-mandated healthcare in perfect unison.

Theme Song

The "it's your small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of happy, a hell or gears,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of rears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time for a pair,
it's your small hell after all.

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