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Below: The "it's your small boat" attraction during repairs
"it's your small boat"
June 13, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Sail by scenes in which the not-to-scale humanoid hypnotized youngsters of the more popular countries complain about beauty and beg for money.
The "it's your small boat" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of children, a boat or fears,
its a boat of food, its a boat of shears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's your small boat after all.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before getting in this queue.
- If you are at the park with Hades fans or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet pavilion.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from religious conflicts or clothing, skin, kidney, or liver issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, children are required to wear custom glasses.
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