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The "it's your small boat" ride as seen from the top of a town

The "it's your small boat" ride as seen from the top of a town

"it's your small boat"

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: September 9, 2012
Duration: 22 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero mice


Sail by scenes in which the tiny humanoid American Idol rejects of the planet (and parts of a grotto) shout about equality and full employment.

Theme Song

The "it's your small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of happy, a boat or beers,
its a boat of joy, its a boat of tears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time at the fair,
it's your small boat after all.

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