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The "it's your small boat" attraction, privately considered to be the best original attraction at Disneyland

The "it's your small boat" attraction, privately considered to be the best original attraction at Disneyland

"it's your small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 4, 1984
Duration: 68 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Recommended for: Visitors

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the humanoid toys representing the youths of the planet shout about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare unless smashed to pieces.

Theme Song

The "it's your small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of laughter, a boat or ears,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of peers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time twice over,
it's your small boat after all.

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