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The "it's your small boat" attraction at park closing

The "it's your small boat" attraction at park closing

"it's your small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 26, 1988
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Rating: Five magics


Float through scenes in which the youngsters of the world screech about sappiness and beg for money despite all protests.

Theme Song

The "it's your small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of glory, a boat or beers,
its a boat of joy, its a boat of mirrors,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time for Homer,
it's your small boat after all.

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