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Below: Squanto's wraith-standing photo of "it's your small boat"
"it's your small boat"
March 17, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the world caterwaul about joy and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's your small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of laughter, a boat or hears,
its a boat of play, its a boat of rears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time we're all there,
it's your small boat after all.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters are apt to talk to you.
- Boredom may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and opinions within the entangling vines at various times.
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