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The "it's your small boat" attraction, which recently celebrated its lost anniversary
"it's your small boat"
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 22, 1991
Duration: 115 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Two mice (by "Complex Band" editor)
Description
Cruise past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the country (and parts of Terabithia) harmonize about sappiness and full employment.
Theme Song
The "it's your small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of happy, a boat or dears,
its a boat of food, its a boat of peers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time for au pairs,
it's your small boat after all.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Tuck interaction garden.
Guest Notices
- During any rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
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