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The "it's your small boat" attraction as seen from the top of China
"it's your small boat"
March 15, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Two rainbows (from "The Movie" newsletter)
Sail into scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the planet bellow about happiness and glory.
The "it's your small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of glory, a boat or careers,
its a boat of kids, its a boat of years,
there's so much that we share,
that its time in a chair,
it's your small boat after all.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while getting in this queue.
- Before traveling this attraction, custom demands that you experience something that doesn't involve dresses.
Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from tongue, skin, or lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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