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The "it's your small boat" ride as seen from the top of a town
"it's your small boat"
September 9, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Sail by scenes in which the tiny humanoid American Idol rejects of the planet (and parts of a grotto) shout about equality and full employment.
The "it's your small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of happy, a boat or beers,
its a boat of joy, its a boat of tears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time at the fair,
it's your small boat after all.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters are apt to make silly comments to your party.
- After skiing this ride, it's recommended that you experience something with a different smell.
- If you are visiting with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed interaction thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum width 64".
- During fair weather, this ride may become a water ride.
- This ride closes at sundown.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this ride particularly annoying.
- At one portion of the film, you can almost see a previous attraction.
- 9 out of 10 single women who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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