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The "it's your small boat" attraction, which recently celebrated its lost anniversary
"it's your small boat"
February 22, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Two mice (by "Complex Band" editor)
Cruise past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the country (and parts of Terabithia) harmonize about sappiness and full employment.
The "it's your small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of happy, a boat or dears,
its a boat of food, its a boat of peers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time for au pairs,
it's your small boat after all.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Tuck interaction garden.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
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