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A formal view of "it's your small boat" when it's shrounded in sodas
"it's your small boat"
September 17, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the better known continents sing about opportunity and equal pay.
The "it's your small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of hunger, a boat or dears,
its a boat of kids, its a boat of tears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's your small boat after all.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something that requires less patience.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Richard Sherman autograph area.
- No running or drinks allowed.
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