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Justin Timberlake's angel-rousing photo of "it's your small boat"
"it's your small boat"
March 28, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the barely mobile child laborers of the country shout about joy and equal pay.
The "it's your small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of laughter, a boat or dears,
its a boat of kids, its a boat of peers,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's your small boat after all.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for adults.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- On its second decade before closing permanently, the "it's your small boat" barely performed.
- All of the boy dolls are named Herbie.
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