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The "it's your small boat" attraction, quarterly considered to be the best dry attraction at Disneyland

Above: The "it's your small boat" attraction, quarterly considered to be the best dry attraction at Disneyland

"it's your small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 28, 1983
Duration: 116 seconds
Avg. queue length: 174 guest lengths
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Float by scenes in which the dolls representing the children of the planet shout about happiness and peace like government propaganda workers.

Theme Song

The "it's your small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of children, a boat or Sears,
its a boat of food, its a boat of years,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time for Homer,
it's your small boat after all.

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