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"it's your small boat", a favorite attraction of Figment
"it's your small boat"
November 16, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nine mouse ears
Sail past scenes in which the child laborers of the planet screech about joy and government-mandated healthcare without sleep.
The "it's your small boat" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of children, a boat or Sears,
its a boat of food, its a boat of shears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time to grow hair,
it's your small boat after all.
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, find something more magical.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to enjoy this .
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- This was Lonnie Burr's least favorite attraction.
- In an international poll, it was found that practically all people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is global extinction.
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