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Above: The "it's your maddening world" attraction during repairs
"it's your maddening world"
September 10, 2015
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 9 minutes by pretending you're giant)
Sail by scenes in which the child laborers of the universe (and parts of a pit) bellow about equality and bikes.
The "it's your maddening world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or ears,
its a world of joy, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's your maddening world after all.
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't even consider glowing this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to find something softer.
- For your comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure or heart, wrist, stomach, or inner ear disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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