Massive Maulland Attraction Database
A public view of "it's your kids' world" when it's not hidden in children
"it's your kids' world"
October 3, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the child laborers of the universe caterwaul about happiness and equal pay.
The "it's your kids' world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or careers,
its a world of food, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time we're all there,
it's your kids' world after all.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know ride this attraction in the afternoon.
- After riding this attraction, experience something soothing.
- Minimum height 27".
- Driver must be at least 60" tall.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness or lycanthropic, kidney, tongue, or skin disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
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