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Columbia's hydrophone-Googling photo of "it's your dinky world"

Columbia's hydrophone-Googling photo of "it's your dinky world"

"it's your dinky world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 10, 2014
Duration: 130 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: Zero Disneys

Description

Float through scenes in which the child laborers of the planet complain about equality and full employment.

Theme Song

The "it's your dinky world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of children, a world or gears,
its a world of joy, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time to cook rare,
it's your dinky world after all.

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