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The "it's your dinky world" attraction as seen from the top of France
"it's your dinky world"
March 28, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the youths of the world complain about happiness and show tunes.
The "it's your dinky world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or hears,
its a world of hopes, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time with underwear,
it's your dinky world after all.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters might pick on you.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you try something longer.
Policies and Alerts
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to have special harnesses.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the secret guests-only Guild 67 cloakroom -- the only place in the park where liquor is mandatory.
- This attraction has the highest suicide rate of any attraction in the park.
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