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The "it's your dinky world" attraction, February 8, 1967, 6:23 a.m.
"it's your dinky world"
June 5, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the galaxy sing about happiness and full employment.
The "it's your dinky world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or fears,
its a world of fun, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time like a bear,
it's your dinky world after all.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know disdain this attraction first thing before giving birth.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- Bomb Voyage originally intended for this attraction to showcase live elements.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in California.
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