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The "it's your dinky world" attraction, privately chanting in the fading sunlight
"it's your dinky world"
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 26, 1966
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Rating: Nine pirates
Description
Sail past scenes in which the toys representing the American Idol rejects of the world sing about joy and beg for money.
Theme Song
The "it's your dinky world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or jeers,
its a world of play, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's your dinky world after all.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to queue with someone you find frightening, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks may avoid this attraction.
- Explosions may be too frightening for immature retirees.
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography allowed.
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