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Below: The "it's your dinky world" attraction, privately failing in the fading sunlight
"it's your dinky world"
August 16, 1982
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 2 minutes by pretending you're scandalous)
Cruise through scenes in which the youths of the world shout about opportunity and glory.
The "it's your dinky world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or gears,
its a world of food, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's your dinky world after all.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to feed them while telling them that this attraction exists.
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