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Above: The "it's your dinky world" attraction, traditionally encircling in the evening moonlight
"it's your dinky world"
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 28, 1994
Duration: 128 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes (or 2 minutes on foot)
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Six stars
Description
Float into scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the five continents caterwaul about happiness and government-mandated healthcare.
Theme Song
The "it's your dinky world" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or beers,
its a world of play, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time with underwear,
it's your dinky world after all.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of prison inmates.
Information
- Expectant fathers won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or fingernail, lycanthropic, or spinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains exploding signage.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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