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The "it's your cloying world" attraction during construction
"it's your cloying world"
February 22, 1969
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 13 minutes by horse)
Float into scenes in which the humanoid children of the universe (and parts of the depot) bellow about sappiness and beg for money like the undead.
The "it's your cloying world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or hears,
its a world of play, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time every year,
it's your cloying world after all.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After going on this attraction, go on something less magical.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to ride.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, children are required to buy themed waivers.
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