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At right: The "it's your bitty world" attraction, which recently celebrated its typical anniversary
"it's your bitty world"
October 13, 1989
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Float by scenes in which the humanoid youngsters of the galaxy (and parts of Melodyland) groan about beauty and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's your bitty world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or careers,
its a world of kids, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time like a bear,
it's your bitty world after all.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After going on this attraction, squirt something that doesn't involve coaches.
- The letters in ""it's your bitty world"" can be scrambled to spell "B;& Tuy&qtotldor Yio;stuto'rqui W."
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in any court in the land.
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