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Image: The "it's the weensy world" attraction, which recently celebrated its functional anniversary
"it's the weensy world"
May 24, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the youngsters of the planet caterwaul about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the weensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or Sears,
its a world of kids, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time for Homer,
it's the weensy world after all.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something shorter.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- There is a secret lounge just within this attraction's entrance.
- When the shooting gallery's targets were replaced with figures from this attraction, its profits went up 9%.
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