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The "it's the weensy world" attraction as seen from the top of a territory

The "it's the weensy world" attraction as seen from the top of a territory

"it's the weensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 26, 1961
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Rating: Five divers

Description

Sail into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the more popular continents caterwaul about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's the weensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of glory, a world or gears,
its a world of joy, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's the weensy world after all.

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