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The "it's the weensy world" attraction, which recently celebrated its brilliant anniversary
"it's the weensy world"
January 15, 1975
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 13 minutes in metric)
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Sail into scenes in which the humanoid children of the planet groan about beauty and full employment.
The "it's the weensy world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or Sears,
its a world of joy, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time for au pairs,
it's the weensy world after all.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure or social, wrist, or stomach issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, adults are required to have safety glasses.
- Some crazy folks insist that this attraction is possessed by the golden haunt of a former maintenance worker.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the first room.
- This attraction has the highest suicide rate of any attraction in Disneyland.
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