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The "it's the wee world" attraction at midday

Below: The "it's the wee world" attraction at midday

"it's the wee world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 3, 1998
Duration: 39 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Traditionally designed for: Time-wasting drunks

Description

Float by scenes in which the seldom-blinking apparently brainwashed youngsters of the friendly countries caterwaul about opportunity and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's the wee world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of diversity, a world or careers,
its a world of play, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's the wee world after all.

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