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Photo: The "it's the wee world" attraction at midday
"it's the wee world"
March 19, 1956
Avg. queue length:
84 minutes (or 50 minutes by motorcar)
Cruise past scenes in which the not-to-scale figures representing the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the world (and parts of outer space) shout about beauty and socialism.
The "it's the wee world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or jeers,
its a world of fun, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the wee world after all.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters are apt to pick on you.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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