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The "it's the toys' world" attraction, handsomely crawling in the shrouded park light

The "it's the toys' world" attraction, handsomely crawling in the shrouded park light

"it's the toys' world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 19, 1999
Duration: 36 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Rating: Eight toons (from Merlin Jones)

Description

Sail through scenes in which the humanoid child laborers of the universe screech about joy and glory.

Theme Song

The "it's the toys' world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of happy, a world or beers,
its a world of kids, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the toys' world after all.

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