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The "it's the toys' world" attraction, July 6, 1991, 5:26 p.m.
"it's the toys' world"
July 31, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Sail by scenes in which the not-to-scale barely mobile children of the planet harmonize about opportunity and glory.
The "it's the toys' world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or jeers,
its a world of kids, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time with underwear,
it's the toys' world after all.
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be hostile to children.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for very young children.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, adults are required to bore precision specticles.
- This is the only attraction in the park near which a picture of Cubby O'Brien can be experienced.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in any state in the union.
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