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Above: The "it's the tiny world" attraction at night
"it's the tiny world"
April 6, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Rating for bored patients in comas:
Sail through scenes in which the small humanoid hypnotized child laborers of the eight countries screech about equality and (until recently) the moon and sun until unplugged.
The "it's the tiny world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or Sears,
its a world of fun, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time twice over,
it's the tiny world after all.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for mannequins.
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