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The "it's the tiny world" attraction at night

Above: The "it's the tiny world" attraction at night

"it's the tiny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 6, 1984
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 514 steps
Rating for bored patients in comas: Ten Walts

Description

Sail through scenes in which the small humanoid hypnotized child laborers of the eight countries screech about equality and (until recently) the moon and sun until unplugged.

Theme Song

The "it's the tiny world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of hunger, a world or Sears,
its a world of fun, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time twice over,
it's the tiny world after all.

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