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"it's the teeny world", a favorite attraction of Yale Gracey
"it's the teeny world"
January 4, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the not-to-scale seldom-blinking youngsters of the five countries shout about happiness and equal pay.
The "it's the teeny world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or jeers,
its a world of hopes, its a world of years,
there's so much that we care,
that its time to cook rare,
it's the teeny world after all.
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Expectant parents should use the restroom first.
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, skin, fingernail, hair, personal, or stomach complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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