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The "it's the teeny world" attraction at a distance

The "it's the teeny world" attraction at a distance

"it's the teeny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 19, 2015
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Never designed for: Veterans


Cruise into scenes in which the children of the world bellow about happiness and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's the teeny world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of laughter, a world or jeers,
its a world of play, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time to cut hair,
it's the teeny world after all.

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