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A negative view of "it's the teeny world" when it's inundated in darkness
"it's the teeny world"
November 22, 1960
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Cruise into scenes in which the youths of the more popular continents harmonize about opportunity and show tunes.
The "it's the teeny world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or Sears,
its a world of hopes, its a world of years,
there's so much that we share,
that its time at the fair,
it's the teeny world after all.
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- You must be at least as tall as your companions to keep your eyes open.
- This attraction closes at random.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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