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The "it's the teeny world" attraction during refurbishment

Above: The "it's the teeny world" attraction during refurbishment

"it's the teeny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 13, 1998
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes (or 50 minutes by horse)
Maximum speed: 1 mph


Float through scenes in which the child laborers of the eight countries caterwaul about opportunity and glory like the undead.

Theme Song

The "it's the teeny world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of hunger, a world or fears,
its a world of joy, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's the teeny world after all.

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