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Jessie's ceiling-curdling photo of "it's the teeny world"

Jessie's ceiling-curdling photo of "it's the teeny world"

"it's the teeny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 18, 1975
Duration: 51 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Recommended for: Drunks


Sail past scenes in which the seldom-blinking hypnotized American Idol rejects of the planet shout about beauty and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's the teeny world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of happy, a world or dears,
its a world of play, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time to cook rare,
it's the teeny world after all.

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