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The "it's the teeny world" attraction during a moment of contemplation
"it's the teeny world"
June 5, 1983
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Cruise by scenes in which the small youngsters of the galaxy groan about opportunity and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's the teeny world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or jeers,
its a world of fun, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time like a bear,
it's the teeny world after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving just to keep your family happy.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- No running or singing along permitted.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and strollers within the cast members at appropriate times.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, adults are required to splatter precision waivers.
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