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The "it's the teeny world" ride as seen from the top of the United Kingdom
"it's the teeny world"
October 21, 1969
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Cruise through scenes in which the not-to-scale humanoid figures representing the hypnotized child laborers of the eight countries screech about happiness and socialism.
The "it's the teeny world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or gears,
its a world of food, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time for au pairs,
it's the teeny world after all.
- Warning: very determined children will want to ride this ride multiple times, and may strike if you don't let them.
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