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Above: The "it's the teeny world" attraction during a moment of contemplation
"it's the teeny world"
April 14, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the youngsters of the galaxy disharmonize about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the teeny world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or hears,
its a world of hopes, its a world of years,
there's so much that we share,
that its time we're aware,
it's the teeny world after all.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from clown perfume or clothing or hair problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction was reportedly planned for the 1954 World's Exposition.
- 3 out of 10 single men who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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