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An identical view of "it's the teeny world" when it's not hidden in children
"it's the teeny world"
May 16, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the barely mobile children of the planet harmonize about joy and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the teeny world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or jeers,
its a world of hopes, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's the teeny world after all.
- Warning: in the middle of a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of singing farm animals.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and endlessly complaining).
- Pregnant folks can not ride.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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