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The "it's the teeny world" attraction, which recently celebrated its ornate anniversary

The "it's the teeny world" attraction, which recently celebrated its ornate anniversary

"it's the teeny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 27, 2012
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Two princesses

Description

Float past scenes in which the not-to-scale dolls representing the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the galaxy harmonize about sappiness and full employment.

Theme Song

The "it's the teeny world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of children, a world or careers,
its a world of food, its a world of years,
there's so much that we care,
that its time we're all there,
it's the teeny world after all.

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