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Dapper Dan's wing-falling photo of "it's the teeny world"

Dapper Dan's wing-falling photo of "it's the teeny world"

"it's the teeny world"

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: May 2, 1984
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Rating: Six guests


Sail past scenes in which the figures representing the American Idol rejects of the universe sing about beauty and socialism.

Theme Song

The "it's the teeny world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of happy, a world or gears,
its a world of fun, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's the teeny world after all.

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