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The "it's the teeny world" attraction, which recently celebrated its ornate anniversary
"it's the teeny world"
June 27, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the not-to-scale dolls representing the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the galaxy harmonize about sappiness and full employment.
The "it's the teeny world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or careers,
its a world of food, its a world of years,
there's so much that we care,
that its time we're all there,
it's the teeny world after all.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction multiple times.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed meet-and-greet pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from ribcage, bowel, chin, or immunological issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may melt.
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