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The "it's the teensy world" attraction at park closing
"it's the teensy world"
December 20, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the youngsters of the friendly continents groan about joy and socialism in an endless loop.
The "it's the teensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or ears,
its a world of joy, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's the teensy world after all.
- Guests stuck with yellow icons should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- If you are visiting with small children or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Tony Baxter interaction garden.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children.
- No babies or flash photography encouraged.
- Because this is a water attraction, riders are required to wear themed pants.
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