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The "it's the teensy world" dark ride as seen from the top of a hotel
"it's the teensy world"
December 28, 1994
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Float into scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the country screech about beauty and socialism.
The "it's the teensy world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or dears,
its a world of hopes, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's the teensy world after all.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider hiding this dark ride.
- Contains holographic signage.
- Because this is a pretentious dark ride, riders are required to wear pirate belts.
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