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"it's the teensy world", a favorite attraction of Smee
"it's the teensy world"
June 1, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the universe screech about happiness and equal pay.
The "it's the teensy world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or beers,
its a world of fun, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time in the air,
it's the teensy world after all.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess meet-and-greet location.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, children are required to bring their own themed instructions.
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