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Bobby Burgess' taxi-rejoicing photo of "it's the teensy world"

Bobby Burgess' taxi-rejoicing photo of "it's the teensy world"

"it's the teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 15, 1984
Duration: 150 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No


Cruise past scenes in which the humanoid children of the planet complain about equality and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's the teensy world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of hunger, a world or beers,
its a world of fun, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time we should dare,
it's the teensy world after all.

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