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A feathered view of "it's the teensy world" when it's covered in children
"it's the teensy world"
February 3, 1978
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Float past scenes in which the dolls representing the child laborers of the friendly continents (and parts of Toronto) shout about joy and full employment like the undead.
The "it's the teensy world" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or fears,
its a world of joy, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time to cut hair,
it's the teensy world after all.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and balloons (in that order) away from the wild animals at most times.
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