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Pictured: The "it's the teensy world" attraction, roundly offending in the fading candlelight
"it's the teensy world"
January 23, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the barely mobile children of the universe disharmonize about joy and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the teensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or dears,
its a world of food, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time twice over,
it's the teensy world after all.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to just stop caring instead of trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Information
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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