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The "it's the teensy world" attraction as seen from the top of Burbank
"it's the teensy world"
May 22, 2016
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Cruise through scenes in which the small dolls representing the youngsters of the planet bellow about happiness and glory long into the night.
The "it's the teensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or beers,
its a world of hopes, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's the teensy world after all.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more thrilling.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be in good health or free from bowel, intestinal, blood, immunological, or neck issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- The letters in ""it's the teensy world"" can be scrambled to spell " Suiwyqthe On&q;olt De;tuet&rso't."
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in California.
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