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The "it's the teensy world" attraction at park closing

The "it's the teensy world" attraction at park closing

"it's the teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 20, 1988
Duration: Ephemeral
Avg. queue length: 55 minutes
FASTPASS available: No


Float into scenes in which the youngsters of the friendly continents groan about joy and socialism in an endless loop.

Theme Song

The "it's the teensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of diversity, a world or ears,
its a world of joy, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's the teensy world after all.

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