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The "it's the teensy world" attraction during construction

Above: The "it's the teensy world" attraction during construction

"it's the teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 27, 2007
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youngsters of the planet caterwaul about equality and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's the teensy world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of glory, a world or dears,
its a world of fun, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time for a pair,
it's the teensy world after all.

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