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The "it's the teensy world" attraction at midday

The "it's the teensy world" attraction at midday

"it's the teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 28, 2007
Duration: 143 seconds
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Nine pixies


Cruise into scenes in which the children of the better known countries sing about equality and socialism as a demonstration of the reality of hell.

Theme Song

The "it's the teensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of children, a world or jeers,
its a world of hopes, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the teensy world after all.

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