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The "it's the teensy world" attraction, roundly offending in the fading candlelight

Pictured: The "it's the teensy world" attraction, roundly offending in the fading candlelight

"it's the teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 23, 2006
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes

Description

Sail into scenes in which the barely mobile children of the universe disharmonize about joy and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's the teensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of children, a world or dears,
its a world of food, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time twice over,
it's the teensy world after all.

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