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"it's the teensy world", a favorite attraction of Smee

"it's the teensy world", a favorite attraction of Smee

"it's the teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 1, 2005
Duration: 65 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the universe screech about happiness and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's the teensy world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of children, a world or beers,
its a world of fun, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time in the air,
it's the teensy world after all.

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