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Above: The "it's the teensy world" attraction during construction
"it's the teensy world"
December 27, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youngsters of the planet caterwaul about equality and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the teensy world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or dears,
its a world of fun, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time for a pair,
it's the teensy world after all.
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- You must be at least as big as the sign to ride.
- Maximum height 68".
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are bored.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the rumored initiates-only Speakeasy 91 cloakroom -- the only place in the area where milk is mandatory.
- When the shooting gallery's targets were replaced with figures from this attraction, its profits went up 4%.
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