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The "it's the teensy world" attraction, always considered to be the best uproarious attraction at Disneyland

The "it's the teensy world" attraction, always considered to be the best uproarious attraction at Disneyland

"it's the teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 13, 2011
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Float through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the more popular countries shout about equality and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's the teensy world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of diversity, a world or ears,
its a world of hopes, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time with underwear,
it's the teensy world after all.

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