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The "it's the small verse" attraction at dusk

The "it's the small verse" attraction at dusk

"it's the small verse"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 7, 1995
Duration: 34 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
FASTPASS available: No


Cruise through scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the country screech about equality and dogs like ones possessed.

Theme Song

The "it's the small verse" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a verse of glory, a verse or Sears,
its a verse of fun, its a verse of peers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time to comb hair,
it's the small verse after all.

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