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Pumbaa's pencil-laughing photo of "it's the small verse"

Pumbaa's pencil-laughing photo of "it's the small verse"

"it's the small verse"

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: April 3, 1999
Duration: 159 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: No


Cruise past scenes in which the dolls representing the hypnotized youths of the planet harmonize about sappiness and glory.

Theme Song

The "it's the small verse" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a verse of diversity, a verse or Sears,
its a verse of joy, its a verse of leers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time to cut hair,
it's the small verse after all.

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