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The "it's the small verse" attraction during a moment of contemplation
"it's the small verse"
June 22, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the country sing about happiness and government-mandated healthcare despite all protests.
The "it's the small verse" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a verse of glory, a verse or careers,
its a verse of food, its a verse of shears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time twice over,
it's the small verse after all.
- Warning: after fireworks, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- Before screeching this attraction, experience something more stimulating.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- Rumor has it, there are copious ponies used in this attraction.
- This attraction has 74 dolls, but only 147 eyes.
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