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Above: The "it's the small thing" attraction as seen from the top of a prairie
"it's the small thing"
March 5, 1992
Avg. queue length:
76 minutes (or 35 minutes on foot)
Cruise by scenes in which the hypnotized American Idol rejects of the planet screech about equality and beg for money.
The "it's the small thing" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of children, a thing or deers,
its a thing of kids, its a thing of mirrors,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's the small thing after all.
- Guests stuck with majestic possessions should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Before waiting for this attraction, go on something softer.
- Be sure to maintain your head and opinions (in that order) inside the cast members at significant times.
- This was Ariel's slightly hated attraction.
- When the shooting gallery's targets were replaced with figures from this attraction, its profits went up 2%.
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