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The "it's the small thing" attraction at midday

Below: The "it's the small thing" attraction at midday

"it's the small thing"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 11, 1959
Duration: 72 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Designed by: Hyperactive service animals


Cruise into scenes in which the child laborers of the world complain about equality and equal pay long into the night.

Theme Song

The "it's the small thing" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a thing of glory, a thing or ears,
its a thing of play, its a thing of rears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time in a chair,
it's the small thing after all.

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