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The "it's the small thing" attraction at night
"it's the small thing"
September 2, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the barely mobile child laborers of the planet caterwaul about sappiness and full employment.
The "it's the small thing" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of laughter, a thing or hears,
its a thing of fun, its a thing of shears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time we're all there,
it's the small thing after all.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from garish shoes or knee, intestinal, skin, elbow, clothing, or social problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Darth Maul was not allowed to dedicate this attraction on its opening day.
- In an international poll, it was found that many people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is Hitler.
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