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Annette Funicello's brush-hiding photo of "it's the small thing"

Annette Funicello's brush-hiding photo of "it's the small thing"

"it's the small thing"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 24, 1990
Duration: 119 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Rating: Nine smiles


Sail through scenes in which the children of the more popular continents screech about equality and socialism in an endless loop.

Theme Song

The "it's the small thing" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a thing of glory, a thing or jeers,
its a thing of fun, its a thing of tears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's the small thing after all.

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