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At right: The "it's the small thing" attraction at midday
"it's the small thing"
January 4, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the children of the galaxy harmonize about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the small thing" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of children, a thing or fears,
its a thing of hopes, its a thing of tears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time at the fair,
it's the small thing after all.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters will pick on you.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or Zazu fanatics, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Perri meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum IQ 56.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your benefit, you should be free from overdone makeup or leg, skin, or kidney complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During bad weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- This attraction's scenery actually was constructed by the ground.
- All of the boy dolls are named Iago.
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