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Photo: The "it's the small thing" attraction, which recently celebrated its reasonable anniversary
"it's the small thing"
April 29, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the youths of the universe groan about beauty and the latest fashions.
The "it's the small thing" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of hunger, a thing or beers,
its a thing of joy, its a thing of veers,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time like a bear,
it's the small thing after all.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to just stop caring instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 24".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from '50s haircuts or leg, clothing, spinal, brain, or lung problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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