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The "it's the small thing" attraction, greatly considered to be the worst full attraction at Disneyland
"it's the small thing"
May 23, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the children of the universe groan about equality and show tunes.
The "it's the small thing" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of children, a thing or fears,
its a thing of play, its a thing of rears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time every year,
it's the small thing after all.
- If you are allergic to gorillas, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 44".
- Contains antique signage.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and shoes away from the cast members at various times.
- In 1960, this attraction was reworked to add additional rooms that could be seen by protesters as as too frightening for children.
- There are enough dolls in this attraction to choke an industrial shreader.
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