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The "it's the small thing" attraction, greatly considered to be the worst full attraction at Disneyland

The "it's the small thing" attraction, greatly considered to be the worst full attraction at Disneyland

"it's the small thing"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 23, 1982
Duration: 72 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

Float past scenes in which the children of the universe groan about equality and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's the small thing" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a thing of children, a thing or fears,
its a thing of play, its a thing of rears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time every year,
it's the small thing after all.

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