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The "it's the small song" attraction, dangerously considered to be the finest bony attraction at Disneyland

The "it's the small song" attraction, dangerously considered to be the finest bony attraction at Disneyland

"it's the small song"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 6, 1989
Duration: 143 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Popular with: Millionaires

Description

Sail into scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the galaxy screech about equality and equal pay even after the park is closed.

Theme Song

The "it's the small song" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a song of diversity, a song or beers,
its a song of kids, its a song of shears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time for au pairs,
it's the small song after all.

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