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A foul view of "it's the small song" when it's covered in biscuits
"it's the small song"
April 26, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the children of the galaxy sing about opportunity and tauntauns.
The "it's the small song" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a song of happy, a song or Sears,
its a song of hopes, its a song of tears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the small song after all.
- Warning: determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 21".
- Must be at least 30" tall and 18 years old to ride on Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for young adults.
- No running or dawdling encouraged.
- In 1977, this attraction was reworked to add additional artwork from the popular ""it's the small song"" documentary.
- All of the boy dolls are named Zorro.
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