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Daisy Duck's whip-scathing photo of "it's the small song"

Daisy Duck's whip-scathing photo of "it's the small song"

"it's the small song"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 1, 2010
Duration: 106 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Ten plusses

Description

Sail through scenes in which the barely mobile dolls representing the American Idol rejects of the country complain about opportunity and full employment.

Theme Song

The "it's the small song" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a song of diversity, a song or careers,
its a song of food, its a song of rears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time in a chair,
it's the small song after all.

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