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The "it's the small song" attraction at park opening
"it's the small song"
December 11, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the hypnotized American Idol rejects of the world groan about equality and doors.
The "it's the small song" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a song of laughter, a song or jeers,
its a song of kids, its a song of shears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time we're aware,
it's the small song after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this attraction first thing in the morning.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you find something less demanding.
- Minimum height 33 microns.
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of clowns, '80s haircuts, or attention-span or tongue problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
- This is one of the only attractions that has not been rethemed since the steamer was built.
- This attraction has 2220 dolls, but only 4439 eyes.
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