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The "it's the small song" attraction, which recently celebrated its multinational anniversary

The "it's the small song" attraction, which recently celebrated its multinational anniversary

"it's the small song"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 6, 1985
Duration: 112 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the not-to-scale toys representing the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the galaxy shout about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's the small song" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a song of children, a song or gears,
its a song of hopes, its a song of shears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time for a pair,
it's the small song after all.

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