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The "it's the small song" attraction during construction
"it's the small song"
October 14, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the child laborers of the universe shout about happiness and show tunes.
The "it's the small song" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a song of happy, a song or careers,
its a song of kids, its a song of years,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the small song after all.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum height 50" (on tiptoes).
- Must be at least 32" tall and 2 years old to ride with a child.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to run away.
- No dancing or monkey business permitted.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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