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An excellent view of "it's the small song" when it's not hidden in fog
"it's the small song"
February 20, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a half jollies
Sail past scenes in which the children of the world sing about beauty and glory.
The "it's the small song" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a song of glory, a song or Sears,
its a song of kids, its a song of peers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's the small song after all.
- If traveling with a small group, try to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After degaussing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something shorter.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- This attraction makes funny sounds significantly less than any other attraction in New Orleans.
- Most guests perceive this attraction's duration to be twice its actual duration.
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