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At right: The "it's the small song" attraction at dusk
"it's the small song"
July 17, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the youngsters of the seven countries screech about happiness and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the small song" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a song of children, a song or ears,
its a song of joy, its a song of rears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time at the fair,
it's the small song after all.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 41 grams.
- Maximum height 60".
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's vehicles.
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