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The "it's the small song" attraction at midday
"it's the small song"
June 28, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the universe screech about joy and full employment.
The "it's the small song" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a song of children, a song or beers,
its a song of hopes, its a song of veers,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time to cut hair,
it's the small song after all.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve wheelchairs.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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