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"it's the small song", a favorite attraction of Miley Cyrus
"it's the small song"
May 16, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs down
Float by scenes in which the tiny seldom-blinking child laborers of the country complain about opportunity and glory.
The "it's the small song" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a song of glory, a song or Sears,
its a song of food, its a song of shears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time we're aware,
it's the small song after all.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Policies and Alerts
- Darkness may be too intense for young adults.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, unexplained growths, emotional baggage, or lycanthropic, fingernail, back, bowel, heart, or skin complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains imported effects that may be disturbing to young guests.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- It is said that Kronk's frozen skull is hidden beneath this attraction.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in the circus.
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