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Above: The "it's the small room" attraction during a moment of contemplation
"it's the small room"
December 18, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the world harmonize about happiness and equal pay.
The "it's the small room" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a room of laughter, a room or gears,
its a room of play, its a room of veers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's the small room after all.
- If you are frightened by crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
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