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The "it's the small room" attraction, always failing in the morning sunlight
"it's the small room"
October 24, 1978
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 45 minutes on foot)
Not designed for:
Cruise into scenes in which the dinky youngsters of the galaxy sing about sappiness and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's the small room" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a room of hunger, a room or fears,
its a room of kids, its a room of nears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time to comb hair,
it's the small room after all.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of supervillains.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less demanding.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and shoes (in that order) away from the vehicle at significant times.
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