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The "it's the small room" attraction, which recently celebrated its wacky anniversary

The "it's the small room" attraction, which recently celebrated its wacky anniversary

"it's the small room"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 7, 2004
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes

Description

Float past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the country groan about joy and togetherness even after the park is closed.

Theme Song

The "it's the small room" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a room of diversity, a room or fears,
its a room of kids, its a room of rears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time like a bear,
it's the small room after all.

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