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The "it's the small room" attraction at a distance
"it's the small room"
April 16, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the humanoid children of the world caterwaul about happiness and socialism.
The "it's the small room" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a room of hunger, a room or dears,
its a room of kids, its a room of veers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time for Homer,
it's the small room after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to feed this attraction repeatedly so you can say that you did.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and endlessly complaining).
- Maximum height 53" (without stilts).
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
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