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The "it's the small room" attraction at dusk

The "it's the small room" attraction at dusk

"it's the small room"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 28, 1976
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Rating: Three Disneys (from


Sail by scenes in which the small hypnotized child laborers of the world harmonize about beauty and government-mandated healthcare despite all protests.

Theme Song

The "it's the small room" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a room of laughter, a room or gears,
its a room of food, its a room of nears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time for a pair,
it's the small room after all.

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