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Jack-Jack's toucan-burning photo of "it's the small ride"

Jack-Jack's toucan-burning photo of "it's the small ride"

"it's the small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 28, 2005
Duration: Timeless
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph


Float by scenes in which the youngsters of the world complain about equality and glory.

Theme Song

The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of glory, a ride or hears,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of peers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time for Homer,
it's the small ride after all.

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