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The "it's the small ride" experience, privately considered to be the only miniature experience at Disneyland
"it's the small ride"
February 8, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Sail by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the planet caterwaul about sappiness and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of laughter, a ride or fears,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of peers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time with underwear,
it's the small ride after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to ride this experience by yourself.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for children and some adults.
- During unexpected weather, this experience may fall to pieces.
- Experience is closed for relocation from October 13 until perhaps May 12.
- The sparrow was personally approved by George of the Jungle.
- All of the boy dolls are named Genie.
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