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The "it's the small ride" attraction at park closing

The "it's the small ride" attraction at park closing

"it's the small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 10, 1958
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes (or 27 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Maximum speed: 10 mph


Sail through scenes in which the youths of the planet screech about opportunity and show tunes in an endless loop.

Theme Song

The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of hunger, a ride or careers,
its a ride of play, its a ride of leers,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time we're aware,
it's the small ride after all.

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