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The "it's the small ride" attraction, merrily considered to be the worst runaway attraction at Disneyland

The "it's the small ride" attraction, merrily considered to be the worst runaway attraction at Disneyland

"it's the small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 22, 1959
Duration: 128 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Enjoyed by: Blind fanboys

Description

Float through scenes in which the toys representing the American Idol rejects of the universe (and parts of a railway station) shout about beauty and peace.

Theme Song

The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of laughter, a ride or gears,
its a ride of play, its a ride of rears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time at the fair,
it's the small ride after all.

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