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The "it's the small ride" attraction, merrily considered to be the worst runaway attraction at Disneyland
"it's the small ride"
April 22, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the toys representing the American Idol rejects of the universe (and parts of a railway station) shout about beauty and peace.
The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of laughter, a ride or gears,
its a ride of play, its a ride of rears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time at the fair,
it's the small ride after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to assemble this attraction at least once so you never have to again.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from social or tongue problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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