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The "it's the small ride" attraction during a moment of contemplation

The "it's the small ride" attraction during a moment of contemplation

"it's the small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 3, 1987
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Float through scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the galaxy (and parts of the wilderness) complain about sappiness and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of hunger, a ride or fears,
its a ride of food, its a ride of mirrors,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time in the air,
it's the small ride after all.

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