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"it's the small ride", a favorite attraction of Lampwick

"it's the small ride", a favorite attraction of Lampwick

"it's the small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 24, 1988
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes

Description

Sail into scenes in which the child laborers of the country caterwaul about happiness and show tunes despite all protests.

Theme Song

The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of children, a ride or dears,
its a ride of food, its a ride of nears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time at the fair,
it's the small ride after all.

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