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The "it's the small ride" attraction at park closing

The "it's the small ride" attraction at park closing

"it's the small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 21, 2010
Duration: 27 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes (or 46 minutes with a FASTPASS)


Sail into scenes in which the youngsters of the world groan about opportunity and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of happy, a ride or jeers,
its a ride of food, its a ride of nears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for a pair,
it's the small ride after all.

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