Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The "it's the small ride" attraction, automatically fleeing in the evening sunlight
"it's the small ride"
October 7, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a quarter Disneys
Float past scenes in which the child laborers of the better known countries caterwaul about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of happy, a ride or careers,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of mirrors,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time in the air,
it's the small ride after all.
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be full of vampires.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to look for something with a different ambiance.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from clown shoes or lung or lycanthropic problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
- During any storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This was said to be Pinocchio's least favorite attraction.
- All of the girl dolls are named Mark Twain.
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