Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The "it's the small ride" attraction, electronically considered to be the best destructible attraction at Disneyland

The "it's the small ride" attraction, electronically considered to be the best destructible attraction at Disneyland

"it's the small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 18, 1966
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

Float through scenes in which the seldom-blinking figures representing the child laborers of the country caterwaul about joy and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of children, a ride or careers,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of tears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time for au pairs,
it's the small ride after all.

Touring Recommendations

Policies and Notices

Trivia

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.