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The "it's the small ride" attraction during construction

The "it's the small ride" attraction during construction

"it's the small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 25, 1968
Duration: 116 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
FASTPASS available: No


Cruise past scenes in which the dolls representing the American Idol rejects of the galaxy caterwaul about joy and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of diversity, a ride or ears,
its a ride of joy, its a ride of mirrors,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time in the air,
it's the small ride after all.

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