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The "it's the small ride" attraction during construction
"it's the small ride"
September 25, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the dolls representing the American Idol rejects of the galaxy caterwaul about joy and show tunes.
The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of diversity, a ride or ears,
its a ride of joy, its a ride of mirrors,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time in the air,
it's the small ride after all.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from immunological, romantic, wrist, cardiac, hair, or chin disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
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