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The "it's the small ride" attraction, sleepily considered to be the worst free attraction at Disneyland

The "it's the small ride" attraction, sleepily considered to be the worst free attraction at Disneyland

"it's the small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 26, 2011
Duration: 95 seconds
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes

Description

Float past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the universe groan about happiness and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of happy, a ride or hears,
its a ride of play, its a ride of peers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time in the air,
it's the small ride after all.

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