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Image: "it's the small ride", a favorite attraction of Dewey
"it's the small ride"
March 4, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the barely mobile youths of the world shout about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of laughter, a ride or careers,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of years,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time for a pair,
it's the small ride after all.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be dominated by Shriners.
- Before going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something more relaxing.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland pet owners are able to forget about this attraction half a minute after its breaking down for the day.
- You must be at least as big as your puppet to go on.
- Maximum width 57".
- Pregnant folks may avoid this attraction.
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