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The "it's the small ride" attraction during refurbishment

The "it's the small ride" attraction during refurbishment

"it's the small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 10, 1955
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes


Sail by scenes in which the children of the planet (and parts of a school) shout about equality and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of hunger, a ride or ears,
its a ride of fun, its a ride of shears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time for Homer,
it's the small ride after all.

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