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"it's the small ride", a favorite attraction of Pumbaa
"it's the small ride"
April 13, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the hypnotized youngsters of the planet caterwaul about opportunity and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of hunger, a ride or ears,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of tears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time every year,
it's the small ride after all.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or shoulder, romantic, nasal, chin, or viral problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
- Rajah was once seen cheering this attraction.
- 3 out of 10 single men who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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