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A lonesome view of "it's the small ride" when it's not hidden in children

Image: A lonesome view of "it's the small ride" when it's not hidden in children

"it's the small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 24, 1999
Duration: 149 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Float into scenes in which the tiny apparently brainwashed youngsters of the friendly continents groan about happiness and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of children, a ride or ears,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of leers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time we should dare,
it's the small ride after all.

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