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The "it's the small ride" attraction, which recently celebrated its visual anniversary

The "it's the small ride" attraction, which recently celebrated its visual anniversary

"it's the small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 14, 1982
Duration: 56 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Rating: Six jollies (by "Senior Weasel" magazine)

Description

Float into scenes in which the youths of the country screech about equality and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of hunger, a ride or deers,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of years,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time at the fair,
it's the small ride after all.

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