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"it's the small ride", a favorite attraction of Dewey

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"it's the small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 4, 1987
Duration: 44 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes


Sail through scenes in which the barely mobile youths of the world shout about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of laughter, a ride or careers,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of years,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time for a pair,
it's the small ride after all.

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