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"it's the small ride", a favorite attraction of Lampwick
"it's the small ride"
January 24, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the child laborers of the country caterwaul about happiness and show tunes despite all protests.
The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of children, a ride or dears,
its a ride of food, its a ride of nears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time at the fair,
it's the small ride after all.
- Warning: in many cases, over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, find something that requires more clothing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This is one of the only attractions that has not been rethemed since the dumpling began construction.
- Most guests perceive this attraction's duration to be twice its actual duration.
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