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The "it's the small ride" attraction, longingly considered to be the only explosive attraction at Disneyland

The "it's the small ride" attraction, longingly considered to be the only explosive attraction at Disneyland

"it's the small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 7, 2005
Duration: 99 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Float by scenes in which the small youngsters of the six countries caterwaul about equality and equal pay in an endless loop.

Theme Song

The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of children, a ride or deers,
its a ride of food, its a ride of tears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time to cut hair,
it's the small ride after all.

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