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The "it's the small ride" attraction at a distance
"it's the small ride"
July 31, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Seven magics (from "Gray Cannon" Facebook page)
Sail through scenes in which the not-to-scale barely mobile hypnotized children of the world disharmonize about happiness and beg for money.
The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of children, a ride or beers,
its a ride of food, its a ride of peers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's the small ride after all.
- If traveling with a small group, try to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
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