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The "it's the small ride" attraction at a distance

The "it's the small ride" attraction at a distance

"it's the small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 31, 1985
Duration: 116 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: Seven magics (from "Gray Cannon" Facebook page)


Sail through scenes in which the not-to-scale barely mobile hypnotized children of the world disharmonize about happiness and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of children, a ride or beers,
its a ride of food, its a ride of peers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's the small ride after all.

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