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Image: A lonesome view of "it's the small ride" when it's not hidden in children
"it's the small ride"
January 24, 1999
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Float into scenes in which the tiny apparently brainwashed youngsters of the friendly continents groan about happiness and show tunes.
The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of children, a ride or ears,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of leers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time we should dare,
it's the small ride after all.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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