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The "it's the small ride" attraction, electronically considered to be the best destructible attraction at Disneyland
"it's the small ride"
January 18, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the seldom-blinking figures representing the child laborers of the country caterwaul about joy and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of children, a ride or careers,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of tears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time for au pairs,
it's the small ride after all.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to get in the queue with someone you find snapping, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Be sure to maintain your children and glasses inside the vehicle at various times.
- The major macaw is named Jiminy Cricket.
- In an international poll, it was found that practically all people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is Clara Cluck.
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