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A scary view of "it's the small ride" when it's bathed in fog

Above: A scary view of "it's the small ride" when it's bathed in fog

"it's the small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 4, 1990
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 65 minutes

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the small child laborers of the planet shout about sappiness and full employment until forced to stop.

Theme Song

The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of diversity, a ride or hears,
its a ride of food, its a ride of nears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time we're all there,
it's the small ride after all.

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