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The "it's the small ride" attraction, merrily considered to be the finest brave attraction at Disneyland

The "it's the small ride" attraction, merrily considered to be the finest brave attraction at Disneyland

"it's the small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 29, 2015
Duration: 33 seconds
Avg. queue length: 69 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Rating: Two happy faces (from John Carter)

Description

Sail by scenes in which the youngsters of the country bellow about beauty and beg for money even after the park is closed.

Theme Song

The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of diversity, a ride or hears,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of leers,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time for a pair,
it's the small ride after all.

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