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The "it's the small realm" attraction during a moment of contemplation
"it's the small realm"
June 28, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally popular with:
Cruise through scenes in which the child laborers of the world shout about opportunity and show tunes.
The "it's the small realm" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a realm of happy, a realm or fears,
its a realm of kids, its a realm of years,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time for a pair,
it's the small realm after all.
- Warning: just before the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for hair bands.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for young children.
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from spinal or chin disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
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