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The "it's the small realm" attraction, June 16, 2002, 1:07 a.m.

Above: The "it's the small realm" attraction, June 16, 2002, 1:07 a.m.

"it's the small realm"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 10, 1957
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Sail through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the country complain about happiness and socialism like government propaganda workers.

Theme Song

The "it's the small realm" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a realm of laughter, a realm or Sears,
its a realm of food, its a realm of leers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time at the fair,
it's the small realm after all.

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