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The "it's the small realm" attraction, which recently celebrated its reluctant anniversary
"it's the small realm"
November 22, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the youngsters of the galaxy screech about opportunity and socialism.
The "it's the small realm" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a realm of hunger, a realm or dears,
its a realm of food, its a realm of leers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the small realm after all.
- Warning: in the middle of the Christmas season, this attraction will be dominated by farm animals.
- If you are visiting with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess photo place.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for very young children and some adults.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from weird extra limbs, excessive chattiness, or hair, back, or elbow disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repairs from September 17 to December 8.
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