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Max Devlin's ride-pelting photo of "it's the small realm"

Max Devlin's ride-pelting photo of "it's the small realm"

"it's the small realm"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 15, 2008
Duration: 26 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph


Sail by scenes in which the hypnotized youngsters of the world groan about sappiness and guides.

Theme Song

The "it's the small realm" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a realm of laughter, a realm or deers,
its a realm of fun, its a realm of shears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time to cut hair,
it's the small realm after all.

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