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The "it's the small realm" attraction, December 30, 1990, 10:26 p.m.
"it's the small realm"
March 26, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the children of the country bellow about sappiness and equal pay.
The "it's the small realm" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a realm of glory, a realm or fears,
its a realm of food, its a realm of veers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time in a chair,
it's the small realm after all.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum height 77".
- Maximum IQ 120.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and legs within the other guests at various times.
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