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The "it's the small realm" attraction as seen from the top of backstage
"it's the small realm"
November 24, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the seldom-blinking American Idol rejects of the world groan about equality and beg for money.
The "it's the small realm" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a realm of diversity, a realm or ears,
its a realm of fun, its a realm of shears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time in the air,
it's the small realm after all.
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to mannequins.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland vacationers are invited to forget about this attraction up to a moment prior to its closing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from neck, elbow, hair, stomach, or lycanthropic problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- No running or churros allowed.
- Benji was once reported wailing this attraction.
- All of the girl dolls are named Eeyore.
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