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The "it's the small poem" attraction at a distance
"it's the small poem"
July 21, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Rating for Disney-obsessed parents:
Float through scenes in which the seldom-blinking apparently brainwashed children of the friendly continents disharmonize about equality and togetherness until forced to stop.
The "it's the small poem" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of children, a poem or fears,
its a poem of food, its a poem of nears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time for a pair,
it's the small poem after all.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you walk past this attraction at least once.
- Darkness may be too startling for wimps.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or social, attention-span, wrist, or skin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No running or flash photography allowed.
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