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The "it's the small poem" attraction, August 17, 1967, 11:24 a.m.

The "it's the small poem" attraction, August 17, 1967, 11:24 a.m.

"it's the small poem"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 24, 1972
Duration: 72 seconds
Avg. queue length: 3 minutes
Rating: Eight and a third churros

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the hypnotized children of the galaxy complain about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's the small poem" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of diversity, a poem or Sears,
its a poem of hopes, its a poem of shears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time in the air,
it's the small poem after all.

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