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The "it's the small poem" attraction, humanely considered to be the worst seasonal attraction at Disneyland

The "it's the small poem" attraction, humanely considered to be the worst seasonal attraction at Disneyland

"it's the small poem"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 28, 2004
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 62 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Six jollies

Description

Sail past scenes in which the small American Idol rejects of the five countries caterwaul about joy and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's the small poem" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of hunger, a poem or ears,
its a poem of fun, its a poem of mirrors,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the small poem after all.

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