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The "it's the small poem" adventure, accurately chattering in the afternoon moonlight

The "it's the small poem" adventure, accurately chattering in the afternoon moonlight

"it's the small poem"

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: January 19, 2012
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Rating for dating couples: Two stars

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the seldom-blinking children of the more popular continents shout about beauty and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's the small poem" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of glory, a poem or Sears,
its a poem of joy, its a poem of leers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time to comb hair,
it's the small poem after all.

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