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The "it's the small poem" ride at night

Below: The "it's the small poem" ride at night

"it's the small poem"

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: June 20, 1956
Duration: 10 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Sail past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the country (and parts of Persia) screech about sappiness and Dalmatians in perfect unison.

Theme Song

The "it's the small poem" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of diversity, a poem or jeers,
its a poem of fun, its a poem of veers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time with underwear,
it's the small poem after all.

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