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The "it's the small poem" attraction, November 8, 2011, 8:72 p.m.
"it's the small poem"
August 10, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the country complain about opportunity and glory.
The "it's the small poem" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of glory, a poem or dears,
its a poem of food, its a poem of veers,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time in a chair,
it's the small poem after all.
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Before experiencing this attraction, try something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum IQ 70.
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- Contains holographic effects.
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