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Above: Robin Crusoe's hole-rolling photo of "it's the small poem"
"it's the small poem"
December 12, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Rating for frequent visitors:
Three caballeros (according to Herbie)
Sail past scenes in which the hypnotized children of the planet harmonize about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the small poem" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of glory, a poem or Sears,
its a poem of kids, its a poem of peers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time to grow hair,
it's the small poem after all.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as high as the attraction to keep your eyes open.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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