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The "it's the small poem" attraction, August 17, 1967, 11:24 a.m.
"it's the small poem"
March 24, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a third churros
Cruise by scenes in which the hypnotized children of the galaxy complain about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the small poem" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of diversity, a poem or Sears,
its a poem of hopes, its a poem of shears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time in the air,
it's the small poem after all.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before getting in line.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland legends can't visit this attraction up to a half hour preceeding the gates opening.
- Minimum height 34".
- During inclement storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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