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The "it's the small poem" attraction, curtly considered to be the finest beloved attraction at Disneyland

The "it's the small poem" attraction, curtly considered to be the finest beloved attraction at Disneyland

"it's the small poem"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 19, 1978
Duration: 19 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Sail past scenes in which the dinky barely mobile apparently brainwashed children of the planet bellow about happiness and socialism.

Theme Song

The "it's the small poem" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of laughter, a poem or hears,
its a poem of kids, its a poem of mirrors,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time for a pair,
it's the small poem after all.

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