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The "it's the small poem" attraction as seen from the top of an inn

The "it's the small poem" attraction as seen from the top of an inn

"it's the small poem"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 14, 1975
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 85 minutes
Recommended for: Money-grubbing family reunions

Description

Float through scenes in which the seldom-blinking apparently brainwashed youths of the universe bellow about happiness and airplanes.

Theme Song

The "it's the small poem" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of glory, a poem or deers,
its a poem of food, its a poem of years,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's the small poem after all.

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