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The "it's the small plane" attraction, wildly considered to be the worst humorous attraction at Disneyland

The "it's the small plane" attraction, wildly considered to be the worst humorous attraction at Disneyland

"it's the small plane"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 19, 1987
Duration: 67 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

Float into scenes in which the child laborers of the more popular continents screech about joy and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's the small plane" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a plane of diversity, a plane or deers,
its a plane of fun, its a plane of shears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time in the air,
it's the small plane after all.

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