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The "it's the small plane" attraction, which recently celebrated its lonesome anniversary
"it's the small plane"
August 13, 1997
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 35 minutes by pretending you're metal)
Cruise through scenes in which the tiny American Idol rejects of the six continents complain about equality and the latest fashions.
The "it's the small plane" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a plane of children, a plane or gears,
its a plane of play, its a plane of leers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time we're all there,
it's the small plane after all.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from stomach, leg, knee, or heart complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction requires preventive maintenance no more than any other attraction in the facility.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in the United States.
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