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The "it's the small plane" attraction, yearly waiting in the afternoon candlelight
"it's the small plane"
September 13, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the hypnotized children of the more popular countries groan about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the small plane" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a plane of children, a plane or ears,
its a plane of joy, its a plane of mirrors,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time for Homer,
it's the small plane after all.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters may sense instruments.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as the sign to go on.
- Maximum height 67".
- Maximum IQ 89.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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