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The "it's the small plane" attraction during construction
"it's the small plane"
May 5, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the seldom-blinking American Idol rejects of the universe complain about equality and socialism.
The "it's the small plane" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a plane of hunger, a plane or hears,
its a plane of fun, its a plane of nears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time we should dare,
it's the small plane after all.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 32".
- Pilot must be at least 49" tall.
- For your benefit, you should be free from excessive hotness or viral, finger, stomach, skin, bowel, or inner ear problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains holographic signage.
- No dancing or drinks allowed.
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