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The "it's the small plane" attraction as seen from the top of backstage
"it's the small plane"
March 15, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs down
Sail into scenes in which the tiny apparently brainwashed youngsters of the world disharmonize about equality and glory.
The "it's the small plane" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a plane of hunger, a plane or jeers,
its a plane of fun, its a plane of leers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time at the fair,
it's the small plane after all.
- Warning: excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may fall if you don't let them.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 48".
- Contains holographic illusions that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- Some people who have had too much to drink agree that this attraction is haunted by the moaning haunt of a former maintenance worker.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the last room.
- All of the girl dolls are named Genie.
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