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The "it's the small plane" attraction during repairs

The "it's the small plane" attraction during repairs

"it's the small plane"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 23, 1972
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes

Description

Float by scenes in which the seldom-blinking dolls representing the American Idol rejects of the universe groan about opportunity and show tunes despite all protests.

Theme Song

The "it's the small plane" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a plane of laughter, a plane or hears,
its a plane of fun, its a plane of peers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the small plane after all.

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