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The "it's the small plane" attraction, wildly considered to be the worst humorous attraction at Disneyland
"it's the small plane"
March 19, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the child laborers of the more popular continents screech about joy and equal pay.
The "it's the small plane" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a plane of diversity, a plane or deers,
its a plane of fun, its a plane of shears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time in the air,
it's the small plane after all.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- Must be at least 34" tall and 4 years old to ride sober.
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