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The "it's the small plane" attraction, merrily considered to be the premier crisp attraction at Disneyland
"it's the small plane"
December 12, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the youngsters of the universe screech about sappiness and the latest fashions.
The "it's the small plane" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a plane of laughter, a plane or jeers,
its a plane of hopes, its a plane of years,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time to cook rare,
it's the small plane after all.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders may make silly comments to your friends.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Darkness may be too intense for retirees.
- No dancing or singing along allowed.
- This attraction is reported to have cost in excess of $476 trillion to build (in yesterday's dollars).
- 8 out of 10 single men who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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