Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The "it's the small place" train at park opening
"it's the small place"
October 29, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the children of the six countries screech about sappiness and glory.
The "it's the small place" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of children, a place or Sears,
its a place of joy, its a place of rears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time like a bear,
it's the small place after all.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this train will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- There is a secret churro stand adjacent to this train's exit.
- When the shooting gallery's targets were replaced with figures from this train, its profits went up 6%.
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