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The "it's the small place" thrill ride, overtly considered to be the worst ultimate thrill ride at Disneyland
"it's the small place"
April 1, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Generally recommended for:
Cruise by scenes in which the dinky barely mobile hypnotized youths of the universe screech about happiness and full employment.
The "it's the small place" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of diversity, a place or Sears,
its a place of joy, its a place of years,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's the small place after all.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Guest in front must be at least 76" tall.
- It is alledged that Frankenweenie's frozen king is kept beneath this thrill ride.
- When the shooting gallery's targets were replaced with figures from this thrill ride, its profits went up 5%.
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