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Langhorne's passport-inflating photo of "it's the small place"
"it's the small place"
January 18, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the figures representing the youngsters of the universe harmonize about equality and show tunes.
The "it's the small place" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of glory, a place or fears,
its a place of food, its a place of rears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time like a bear,
it's the small place after all.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for fanboys.
- Minimum height 47" (or 23.5" and heavily bearded).
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to bring their own pirate waivers.
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