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"it's the small place", a favorite attraction of Quasimodo
"it's the small place"
February 13, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the country caterwaul about sappiness and socialism.
The "it's the small place" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of hunger, a place or beers,
its a place of hopes, its a place of peers,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time for a pair,
it's the small place after all.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be crammed full of hair bands.
- Attraction may be too intense for teenagers.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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