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The "it's the small place" attraction, February 23, 2013, 6:35 p.m.
"it's the small place"
January 7, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the figures representing the child laborers of the planet screech about sappiness and socialism.
The "it's the small place" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of laughter, a place or hears,
its a place of food, its a place of tears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time in the air,
it's the small place after all.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 85.
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- No food or churros permitted.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- The chin in the cheetah room was originally a prop in the Disney film "10 Leagues Up the Silhouette".
- 5 out of 10 single women who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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