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Mark Twain's panel-standing photo of "it's the small place"

Mark Twain's panel-standing photo of "it's the small place"

"it's the small place"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 24, 1959
Duration: 79 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes


Float by scenes in which the not-to-scale children of the planet shout about opportunity and glory.

Theme Song

The "it's the small place" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a place of hunger, a place or jeers,
its a place of food, its a place of veers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time like a bear,
it's the small place after all.

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