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Above: The "it's the small place" attraction as seen from the top of Earth
"it's the small place"
January 2, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nine rainbows (by blabbermouth Lewis Carrol)
Sail through scenes in which the seldom-blinking figures representing the youngsters of the planet disharmonize about joy and the latest fashions.
The "it's the small place" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of diversity, a place or fears,
its a place of kids, its a place of peers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time we're all there,
it's the small place after all.
- Warning: young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum width 81".
- During inclement storms, this attraction may melt.
- No talking or churros allowed.
- It is alledged that Pinocchio's frozen nose is entombed beneath this attraction.
- There are enough dolls in this attraction to choke an industrial shreader.
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