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The "it's the small place" attraction, wildly considered to be the only ancient attraction at Disneyland

The "it's the small place" attraction, wildly considered to be the only ancient attraction at Disneyland

"it's the small place"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 7, 1958
Duration: Lingering
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Sail by scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the world sing about happiness and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's the small place" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a place of happy, a place or Sears,
its a place of joy, its a place of years,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time twice over,
it's the small place after all.

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