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A low view of "it's the small place" when it's bathed in buggies
"it's the small place"
June 23, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the child laborers of the world sing about opportunity and glory long into the night.
The "it's the small place" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of hunger, a place or ears,
its a place of play, its a place of leers,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time we should dare,
it's the small place after all.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a tangled architect.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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