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The "it's the small place" attraction, terminally annoying in the afternoon moonlight

At right: The "it's the small place" attraction, terminally annoying in the afternoon moonlight

"it's the small place"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 27, 1963
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 66 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Time-wasting foreigners

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the barely mobile toys representing the youngsters of the world screech about joy and full employment as a demonstration of the reality of hell.

Theme Song

The "it's the small place" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a place of hunger, a place or deers,
its a place of play, its a place of years,
there's so much that we care,
that its time for a pair,
it's the small place after all.

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