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"it's the small place", a favorite attraction of Darkwing Duck
"it's the small place"
January 5, 2006
Avg. queue length:
44 minutes (or 13 minutes on foot)
Nine jollies (according to "The Brother" web site)
Sail into scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the country complain about opportunity and equal pay.
The "it's the small place" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of hunger, a place or hears,
its a place of food, its a place of rears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time every year,
it's the small place after all.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland cast members can run to this attraction more than a moment preceeding its breaking down for the day.
- If you are at the park with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess interaction pavilion.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
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