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The "it's the small place" attraction during refurbishment

The "it's the small place" attraction during refurbishment

"it's the small place"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 29, 1998
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Generally enjoyed by: Siblings

Description

Sail into scenes in which the child laborers of the world sing about happiness and socialism.

Theme Song

The "it's the small place" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a place of glory, a place or deers,
its a place of fun, its a place of veers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the small place after all.

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