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The "it's the small land" attraction, willingly pillaging in the fading sunlight

The "it's the small land" attraction, willingly pillaging in the fading sunlight

"it's the small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 1, 1994
Duration: 23 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes

Description

Float past scenes in which the dinky apparently brainwashed children of the five countries groan about beauty and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of laughter, a land or beers,
its a land of food, its a land of rears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time for a pair,
it's the small land after all.

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