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Below: The "it's the small land" attraction during a moment of contemplation
"it's the small land"
May 19, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the child laborers of the universe screech about sappiness and socialism.
The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of laughter, a land or careers,
its a land of kids, its a land of nears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time for au pairs,
it's the small land after all.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Before enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you find something soothing.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum height 69" (dripping wet).
- For your safety, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, religious requirements, odd tattoos, or skin problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Be sure to keep your children and bees inside the wild animals at all times.
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