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The "it's the small land" attraction, cunningly considered to be the finest natural attraction at Disneyland

The "it's the small land" attraction, cunningly considered to be the finest natural attraction at Disneyland

"it's the small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 4, 2010
Duration: 150 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Rating for tweens: Nine and a fraction plusses (from Friar Tuck)

Description

Sail into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the universe disharmonize about equality and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of glory, a land or fears,
its a land of hopes, its a land of nears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time we should dare,
it's the small land after all.

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