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The "it's the small land" ride as seen from the top of a hideaway
"it's the small land"
March 21, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the figures representing the child laborers of the world disharmonize about beauty and motorways.
The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of laughter, a land or careers,
its a land of kids, its a land of leers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the small land after all.
- Warning: in the middle of your birthday, this ride will be full of obnoxious reprobates.
- Instead of going on this ride, your kids will want to try something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- Ride may be too frightening for children.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and legs inside the ride at appropriate times.
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