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Pictured: The "it's the small land" attraction, vapidly swashbuckling in the shrouded moonlight
"it's the small land"
August 12, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Sail by scenes in which the barely mobile children of the planet complain about opportunity and peace.
The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of children, a land or dears,
its a land of kids, its a land of peers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time at the fair,
it's the small land after all.
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to ride this attraction during brunch.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to scan something more demanding.
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