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Samuel Clemens' target-mutating photo of "it's the small land"

Samuel Clemens' target-mutating photo of "it's the small land"

"it's the small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 16, 2007
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 58 minutes

Description

Float past scenes in which the dolls representing the child laborers of the universe (and parts of the desert) screech about sappiness and equal pay even after the park is closed.

Theme Song

The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of hunger, a land or fears,
its a land of hopes, its a land of veers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time we're all there,
it's the small land after all.

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