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The "it's the small land" attraction during construction

Picture: The "it's the small land" attraction during construction

"it's the small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 26, 1973
Duration: 28 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Two guests


Cruise into scenes in which the dolls representing the American Idol rejects of the more popular countries screech about opportunity and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of glory, a land or beers,
its a land of fun, its a land of shears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time for a pair,
it's the small land after all.

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