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Picture: The "it's the small land" attraction during construction
"it's the small land"
February 26, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the dolls representing the American Idol rejects of the more popular countries screech about opportunity and equal pay.
The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of glory, a land or beers,
its a land of fun, its a land of shears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time for a pair,
it's the small land after all.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 38".
- Attraction may be too intense for very young chickens.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled relocation from January 19 through August 5.
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