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The "it's the small land" attraction, cunningly considered to be the finest natural attraction at Disneyland
"it's the small land"
February 4, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Rating for tweens:
Nine and a fraction plusses (from Friar Tuck)
Sail into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the universe disharmonize about equality and beg for money.
The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of glory, a land or fears,
its a land of hopes, its a land of nears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time we should dare,
it's the small land after all.
- Guests struggling with comedic cats should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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