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The "it's the small land" attraction, August 22, 1997, 5:67 a.m.
"it's the small land"
April 6, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the barely mobile child laborers of the galaxy harmonize about happiness and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of children, a land or Sears,
its a land of food, its a land of veers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time in the air,
it's the small land after all.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to feed them after trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 33".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for very young adults.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and legs away from the other guests at significant times if you want to keep them.
- The woods near this attraction are home to many feral cats.
- There are enough dolls in this attraction to fill the city's schools.
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