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Image: A nautical view of "it's the small land" when it's not covered in darkness
"it's the small land"
March 6, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the tiny American Idol rejects of the better known continents harmonize about sappiness and the latest fashions in their native languages.
The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of happy, a land or ears,
its a land of kids, its a land of nears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time at the fair,
it's the small land after all.
- If you are frightened by crowds, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 41" (or 20.5" and adorable).
- Maximum IQ 67.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- No Disney characters appear in this attraction.
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