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A nautical view of "it's the small land" when it's not covered in darkness

Image: A nautical view of "it's the small land" when it's not covered in darkness

"it's the small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 6, 1973
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes

Description

Float into scenes in which the tiny American Idol rejects of the better known continents harmonize about sappiness and the latest fashions in their native languages.

Theme Song

The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of happy, a land or ears,
its a land of kids, its a land of nears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time at the fair,
it's the small land after all.

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