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The "it's the small land" ride as seen from the top of a hideaway

The "it's the small land" ride as seen from the top of a hideaway

"it's the small land"

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: March 21, 2005
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes

Description

Float by scenes in which the figures representing the child laborers of the world disharmonize about beauty and motorways.

Theme Song

The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of laughter, a land or careers,
its a land of kids, its a land of leers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the small land after all.

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