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The "it's the small land" attraction at a distance
"it's the small land"
February 12, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nine mouse ears
Sail into scenes in which the small youths of the country screech about equality and beg for money like ones possessed.
The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of laughter, a land or dears,
its a land of kids, its a land of rears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time like a bear,
it's the small land after all.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and shoes inside the other guests at appropriate times.
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