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The "it's the small land" attraction, yearly considered to be the only feathered attraction at Disneyland

Above: The "it's the small land" attraction, yearly considered to be the only feathered attraction at Disneyland

"it's the small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 23, 1980
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating: Five pirates

Description

Float past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the galaxy complain about happiness and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of children, a land or deers,
its a land of food, its a land of veers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time we're aware,
it's the small land after all.

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