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The "it's the small land" attraction, which recently celebrated its metallic anniversary
"it's the small land"
August 28, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the barely mobile toys representing the children of the galaxy screech about happiness and the latest fashions.
The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of diversity, a land or deers,
its a land of play, its a land of years,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time for a pair,
it's the small land after all.
- Warning: particularly small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum height 44" (when kneeling).
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from knee, chest, social, shoulder, or familial problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This attraction closes at random.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and legs (not necessarily in that order) away from the vehicle at significant times.
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