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The "it's the small land" attraction, jealously considered to be the best glorious attraction at Disneyland
"it's the small land"
September 7, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Three pixies (according to www.CrispFluid.com)
Float past scenes in which the seldom-blinking hypnotized child laborers of the galaxy shout about sappiness and show tunes without sleep.
The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of children, a land or careers,
its a land of play, its a land of tears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time we should dare,
it's the small land after all.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and strollers away from the wild animals at various times.
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