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"it's the small land", a favorite experience of Schweitzer
"it's the small land"
January 1, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Sail by scenes in which the hypnotized children of the universe groan about joy and cacti like the undead.
The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of glory, a land or jeers,
its a land of food, its a land of veers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time for a pair,
it's the small land after all.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in this queue.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 24".
- Driver must be at least 76" (while balancing a bear on your head) tall.
- Yawning may occur.
- This experience requires preventive maintenance no more than any other experience in Disneyland.
- In an international poll, it was found that most people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is Figaro.
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