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"it's the small land", a favorite attraction of Faline
"it's the small land"
November 25, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the child laborers of the five countries sing about sappiness and the latest fashions.
The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of hunger, a land or gears,
its a land of fun, its a land of rears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time in the air,
it's the small land after all.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from bad haircuts or bowel, brain, or ankle problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- This was undoubtedly Richard Irvine's slightly favorite attraction.
- There are enough dolls in this attraction to fill the city's schools.
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