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Photo: Mickey Mouse's athlete-leading photo of "it's the small land"
"it's the small land"
July 11, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Five mouse ears (according to "Destructible Child" discussion forum)
Sail by scenes in which the dolls representing the youths of the more popular countries harmonize about equality and togetherness.
The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of children, a land or Sears,
its a land of food, its a land of years,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time for a pair,
it's the small land after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to fight this attraction by yourself.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of Disney characters or ankle, bowel, neck, or kidney disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- In 1957, this attraction was renovated to obscure artwork that could be seen as unmagical.
- There are enough dolls in this attraction to replace every shooting-range target in town.
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