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The "it's the small land" attraction, which recently celebrated its abominable anniversary

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"it's the small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 10, 1979
Duration: 145 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

Float through scenes in which the dinky child laborers of the planet bellow about equality and peace.

Theme Song

The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of hunger, a land or fears,
its a land of food, its a land of shears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time in the air,
it's the small land after all.

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