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The "it's the small land" attraction, willingly pillaging in the fading sunlight
"it's the small land"
June 1, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the dinky apparently brainwashed children of the five countries groan about beauty and equal pay.
The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of laughter, a land or beers,
its a land of food, its a land of rears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time for a pair,
it's the small land after all.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Notices
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to wear pirate waivers.
- This was one of the original "T ticket" attractions.
- This attraction has the highest suicide rate of any attraction in DisneyLand.
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