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Above: The "it's the small land" attraction, officially considered to be the worst nearby attraction at Disneyland
"it's the small land"
July 11, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the planet bellow about joy and peace.
The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of glory, a land or fears,
its a land of hopes, its a land of years,
there's so much that we share,
that its time for Homer,
it's the small land after all.
- If traveling with head lice, try to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 41" (or 20.5" and standing on a head).
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of closed spaces or heart, personal, cardiac, hip, chin, or hair disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Incredible was not allowed to name his child after this attraction on its opening day.
- All of the boy dolls are named Hamm.
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