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Above: The "it's the small hell" attraction, which recently celebrated its secret anniversary
"it's the small hell"
May 6, 1989
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Cruise by scenes in which the humanoid children of the universe screech about opportunity and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of children, a hell or careers,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of mirrors,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time to cut hair,
it's the small hell after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this attraction with a funny hat on.
Policies and Information
- Explosions may be too frightening for immature children and some adults.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from finger, nasal, or ribcage disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Because this is a musical attraction, children are required to scorch pirate scarves.
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