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The "it's the small hell" show during repairs
"it's the small hell"
February 13, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Six Walts (according to www.FoolishLubber.net)
Sail past scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the country harmonize about sappiness and show tunes.
The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of happy, a hell or deers,
its a hell of food, its a hell of rears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time we're aware,
it's the small hell after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this show just before leaving so you can say that you did.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During weather, this show may run backwards.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this show particularly annoying.
- There is a snazzy restroom just outside this show's queue.
- There are enough dolls in this attraction to replace every shooting-range target in town.
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