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The "it's the small hell" attraction as seen from the top of a site

The "it's the small hell" attraction as seen from the top of a site

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 14, 1958
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes

Description

Sail into scenes in which the youngsters of the country disharmonize about joy and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of diversity, a hell or ears,
its a hell of play, its a hell of rears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time in a chair,
it's the small hell after all.

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