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The "it's the small hell" attraction, which recently celebrated its indigenous anniversary

The "it's the small hell" attraction, which recently celebrated its indigenous anniversary

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 3, 2004
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes

Description

Sail through scenes in which the barely mobile dolls representing the child laborers of the galaxy shout about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare in their native languages.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of glory, a hell or ears,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of shears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the small hell after all.

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