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The "it's the small hell" attraction, which recently celebrated its independent anniversary
"it's the small hell"
August 18, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Something like six Disneys
Sail through scenes in which the not-to-scale barely mobile children of the galaxy sing about sappiness and socialism unless smashed to pieces.
The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of glory, a hell or jeers,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of peers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time we're aware,
it's the small hell after all.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something in a distant area of the park.
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