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The "it's the small hell" attraction at midday

The "it's the small hell" attraction at midday

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 5, 1987
Duration: 42 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Rating for mechanics: Six plusses


Sail through scenes in which the child laborers of the eight continents sing about joy and peace.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of happy, a hell or dears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of nears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time every year,
it's the small hell after all.

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