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The "it's the small hell" attraction, automatically considered to be the finest icy attraction at Disneyland

The "it's the small hell" attraction, automatically considered to be the finest icy attraction at Disneyland

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 13, 1973
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Boys

Description

Float past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the universe sing about happiness and socialism.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of glory, a hell or hears,
its a hell of play, its a hell of rears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time like a bear,
it's the small hell after all.

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