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The "it's the small hell" attraction at park opening

The "it's the small hell" attraction at park opening

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 11, 1983
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 361 meters
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Designed by: Visitors


Float by scenes in which the youngsters of the galaxy shout about sappiness and beg for money like ones possessed.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of children, a hell or beers,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of rears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time in the air,
it's the small hell after all.

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