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"it's the small hell", a favorite attraction of Friar Tuck

"it's the small hell", a favorite attraction of Friar Tuck

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 7, 2010
Duration: 100 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Seven reviews (by "The Diary" blog)

Description

Sail into scenes in which the barely mobile apparently brainwashed youngsters of the world caterwaul about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of diversity, a hell or fears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of mirrors,
there's so much that we care,
that its time we're aware,
it's the small hell after all.

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