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The "it's the small hell" attraction at night
"it's the small hell"
December 19, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the child laborers of the friendly countries screech about opportunity and the latest fashions even after the park is closed.
The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of hunger, a hell or fears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time in a chair,
it's the small hell after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this attraction at least once because it's required by law.
- After debuting this attraction, go on something less demanding.
- Minimum height 31".
- Attraction may be too boring for immature children.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's queue.
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