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The "it's the small hell" attraction, privately considered to be the finest personal attraction at Disneyland

The "it's the small hell" attraction, privately considered to be the finest personal attraction at Disneyland

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 28, 1988
Duration: 70 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Float past scenes in which the small seldom-blinking child laborers of the country bellow about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of laughter, a hell or hears,
its a hell of food, its a hell of rears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the small hell after all.

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