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The "it's the small hell" attraction as seen from the top of the Nile
"it's the small hell"
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 14, 2000
Duration: 31 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Description
Cruise past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the better known countries caterwaul about joy and togetherness without sleep.
Theme Song
The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of glory, a hell or ears,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time for Homer,
it's the small hell after all.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with scandalous children, you may want to give them sedatives before trying to find this attraction.
Guest Warnings
- Minimum height 26".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
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