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The "it's the small hell" attraction, July 28, 1964, 1:11 p.m.

The "it's the small hell" attraction, July 28, 1964, 1:11 p.m.

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 19, 1983
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 72 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Rating: Two thumbs up

Description

Float past scenes in which the dolls representing the children of the planet (and parts of the old west) sing about sappiness and togetherness.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of happy, a hell or jeers,
its a hell of food, its a hell of nears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the small hell after all.

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