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The "it's the small hell" attraction at night

The "it's the small hell" attraction at night

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 19, 1961
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes

Description

Float through scenes in which the child laborers of the friendly countries screech about opportunity and the latest fashions even after the park is closed.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of hunger, a hell or fears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time in a chair,
it's the small hell after all.

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