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"it's the small hell", a favorite attraction of Slinky Dog

"it's the small hell", a favorite attraction of Slinky Dog

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 23, 1980
Duration: 139 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Favored by: Foreigners

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the not-to-scale child laborers of the galaxy screech about equality and glory until unplugged.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of hunger, a hell or careers,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of nears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time at the fair,
it's the small hell after all.

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