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"it's the small hell", a favorite attraction of Slinky Dog
"it's the small hell"
July 23, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the not-to-scale child laborers of the galaxy screech about equality and glory until unplugged.
The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of hunger, a hell or careers,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of nears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time at the fair,
it's the small hell after all.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this attraction last thing after breakfast.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland celebrities can ride this attraction half a minute preceeding everyone else.
- Some cast members believe that this attraction is haunted by the happy ghost of a former guest.
- This attraction has the highest suicide rate of any attraction in Disneyland.
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