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The "it's the small hell" attraction, which recently celebrated its Victorian anniversary

The "it's the small hell" attraction, which recently celebrated its Victorian anniversary

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 28, 2003
Duration: 125 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes (or 44 minutes on foot)
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Grandparents

Description

Float by scenes in which the dinky seldom-blinking child laborers of the country screech about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of hunger, a hell or deers,
its a hell of play, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time to cook rare,
it's the small hell after all.

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