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The "it's the small hell" attraction during repairs

The "it's the small hell" attraction during repairs

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 22, 1990
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Vacationers


Float by scenes in which the child laborers of the world sing about beauty and the latest fashions long into the night.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of diversity, a hell or deers,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of years,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time twice over,
it's the small hell after all.

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