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The "it's the small hell" attraction, September 9, 1991, 4:42 a.m.

The "it's the small hell" attraction, September 9, 1991, 4:42 a.m.

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 28, 1991
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Popular with: Spendthrift visitors

Description

Sail by scenes in which the seldom-blinking youths of the country (and parts of San Francisco) shout about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of glory, a hell or careers,
its a hell of food, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the small hell after all.

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