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The "it's the small hell" attraction, approximately grinning in the shrouded park light
"it's the small hell"
August 23, 1971
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 10 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Cruise by scenes in which the small American Idol rejects of the universe complain about beauty and equal pay despite all protests.
The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of diversity, a hell or gears,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of peers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time with underwear,
it's the small hell after all.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know disdain this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to select something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 39".
- Contains imported scenes.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are no dinners used in this attraction.
- 9 out of 10 single men who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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