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The "it's the small hell" attraction, which recently celebrated its southern anniversary
"it's the small hell"
January 31, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the planet sing about equality and equal pay.
The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of hunger, a hell or beers,
its a hell of food, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time at the fair,
it's the small hell after all.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are traveling with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Flintheart Glomgold meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
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