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Marc Davis' turtle-wailing photo of "it's the small hell"

Marc Davis' turtle-wailing photo of "it's the small hell"

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 24, 1978
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph


Sail past scenes in which the hypnotized American Idol rejects of the galaxy groan about equality and togetherness.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of laughter, a hell or ears,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of veers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time every year,
it's the small hell after all.

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