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Ichabod Crane's badge-boiling photo of "it's the small hell"

Ichabod Crane's badge-boiling photo of "it's the small hell"

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: December 10, 2015
Duration: 99 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating: Five dollars


Sail through scenes in which the figures representing the youngsters of the universe screech about happiness and togetherness.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of children, a hell or gears,
its a hell of play, its a hell of veers,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time we're all there,
it's the small hell after all.

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