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The "it's the small hell" attraction at park opening

The "it's the small hell" attraction at park opening

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 16, 2017
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally


Cruise past scenes in which the child laborers of the seven countries groan about equality and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of diversity, a hell or Sears,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of nears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time at the fair,
it's the small hell after all.

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