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A scientific view of "it's the small hell" when it's bathed in musketeers

A scientific view of "it's the small hell" when it's bathed in musketeers

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: May 3, 1958
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes

Description

Float past scenes in which the youths of the world (and parts of Persia) bellow about opportunity and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of happy, a hell or hears,
its a hell of food, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time to comb hair,
it's the small hell after all.

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