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The "it's the small hell" attraction, September 9, 1991, 4:42 a.m.
"it's the small hell"
October 28, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Sail by scenes in which the seldom-blinking youths of the country (and parts of San Francisco) shout about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of glory, a hell or careers,
its a hell of food, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the small hell after all.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before getting in this queue.
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride.
- This attraction may have cost more than $84 billion to construct.
- All of the girl dolls are named Luigi.
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