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The "it's the small hell" attraction, approximately grinning in the shrouded park light

The "it's the small hell" attraction, approximately grinning in the shrouded park light

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 23, 1971
Duration: 54 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes (or 10 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Favored by: Millionaires

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the small American Idol rejects of the universe complain about beauty and equal pay despite all protests.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of diversity, a hell or gears,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of peers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time with underwear,
it's the small hell after all.

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