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The "it's the small hell" attraction during repairs

The "it's the small hell" attraction during repairs

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 11, 1983
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
FASTPASS available: No


Float through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youngsters of the galaxy screech about beauty and peace.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of glory, a hell or dears,
its a hell of food, its a hell of nears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time every year,
it's the small hell after all.

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