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The "it's the small hell" show during repairs

The "it's the small hell" show during repairs

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: February 13, 1980
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Six Walts (according to


Sail past scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the country harmonize about sappiness and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of happy, a hell or deers,
its a hell of food, its a hell of rears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time we're aware,
it's the small hell after all.

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