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A scientific view of "it's the small hell" when it's bathed in musketeers
"it's the small hell"
May 3, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the youths of the world (and parts of Persia) bellow about opportunity and beg for money.
The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of happy, a hell or hears,
its a hell of food, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time to comb hair,
it's the small hell after all.
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders could pick on people near you.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- Pilot must be at least 54" (dripping wet) tall.
- Special effects may be too intense for teenagers.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from unexplained phobias or finger, spinal, ribcage, immunological, shoulder, or personal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This train's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Train is closed just for the fun of it from December 7 until about April 20.
- Alice had a secret home planned for the space within this train.
- In an international poll, it was found that practically all people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is the kingdom.
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