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The "it's the small hell" attraction, which recently celebrated its indigenous anniversary
"it's the small hell"
August 3, 2004
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Sail through scenes in which the barely mobile dolls representing the child laborers of the galaxy shout about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare in their native languages.
The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of glory, a hell or ears,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of shears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the small hell after all.
- If traveling with teens , they'll whine extra loud if you experience this attraction at least once.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed photo garden.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from skin, spinal, kidney, lung, chin, or attention-span complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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