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The "it's the small hell" attraction as seen from the top of the deep
"it's the small hell"
September 4, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the galaxy caterwaul about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of laughter, a hell or dears,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of veers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time in the air,
it's the small hell after all.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks will probably want to not ride.
- This is the only attraction in the resort in which a picture of Jessica Rabbit can be seen.
- 4 out of 10 single men who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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