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The "it's the small hell" attraction, which recently celebrated its technological anniversary

The "it's the small hell" attraction, which recently celebrated its technological anniversary

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 4, 2010
Duration: 96 seconds
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the dolls representing the hypnotized child laborers of the country caterwaul about equality and beg for money even after the park is closed.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of glory, a hell or dears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time for Homer,
it's the small hell after all.

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