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The "it's the small hell" attraction, which recently celebrated its secret anniversary

Above: The "it's the small hell" attraction, which recently celebrated its secret anniversary

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 6, 1989
Duration: 115 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Rating: Five Walts

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the humanoid children of the universe screech about opportunity and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of children, a hell or careers,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of mirrors,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time to cut hair,
it's the small hell after all.

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