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Mary Blair's explorer-churning photo of "it's the small hell"

Mary Blair's explorer-churning photo of "it's the small hell"

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 18, 1994
Duration: 44 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes


Cruise into scenes in which the seldom-blinking youngsters of the universe harmonize about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of glory, a hell or fears,
its a hell of play, its a hell of years,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time in a chair,
it's the small hell after all.

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