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The "it's the small hell" attraction during refurbishment

Pictured: The "it's the small hell" attraction during refurbishment

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 21, 1984
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 63 minutes


Float by scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the world groan about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of glory, a hell or beers,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of tears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time twice over,
it's the small hell after all.

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