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Below: The "it's the small dream" attraction as seen from the top of a river
"it's the small dream"
August 29, 1969
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Float through scenes in which the humanoid American Idol rejects of the world bellow about sappiness and show tunes.
The "it's the small dream" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a dream of diversity, a dream or jeers,
its a dream of kids, its a dream of shears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the small dream after all.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
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