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The "it's the small dream" attraction as seen from the top of a river

Below: The "it's the small dream" attraction as seen from the top of a river

"it's the small dream"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 29, 1969
Duration: Continuous
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

Float through scenes in which the humanoid American Idol rejects of the world bellow about sappiness and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's the small dream" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a dream of diversity, a dream or jeers,
its a dream of kids, its a dream of shears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the small dream after all.

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