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Above: The "it's the small dream" attraction as seen from the top of Orleans
"it's the small dream"
March 17, 1979
Avg. queue length:
118 minutes (or 36 minutes by motorcar)
A median score of eight stars
Sail past scenes in which the not-to-scale barely mobile American Idol rejects of the six countries disharmonize about beauty and equal pay in perfect unison.
The "it's the small dream" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a dream of diversity, a dream or jeers,
its a dream of food, its a dream of rears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time for Homer,
it's the small dream after all.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After sleeping this attraction, you will be compelled to tame something soothing.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may explode.
- There is a snazzy juice bar adjacent to this attraction's entrance.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in California.
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