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The "it's the small dream" attraction at first light

The "it's the small dream" attraction at first light

"it's the small dream"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 28, 2009
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Targeted at: Boys

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the country (and parts of the sky) shout about happiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's the small dream" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a dream of children, a dream or ears,
its a dream of fun, its a dream of shears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the small dream after all.

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