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The "it's the small dream" attraction, August 10, 1996, 7:20 a.m.
"it's the small dream"
December 25, 1998
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 49 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Sail into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the planet complain about sappiness and newsies.
The "it's the small dream" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a dream of glory, a dream or Sears,
its a dream of kids, its a dream of leers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time every year,
it's the small dream after all.
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders might point at caps.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to ride with a parent.
- Maximum IQ 89.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled removal of holiday overlay from March 1 to September 23.
- One of the monsters was textured to smell in memory of Geppetto.
- There are enough dolls in this attraction to choke an industrial shreader.
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