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The "it's the small dream" attraction, loathsomely considered to be the worst visible attraction at Disneyland
"it's the small dream"
February 11, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Sail by scenes in which the humanoid toys representing the American Idol rejects of the world harmonize about equality and beg for money.
The "it's the small dream" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a dream of happy, a dream or jeers,
its a dream of food, its a dream of peers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time we're all there,
it's the small dream after all.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant fathers may ride immediately after eating.
- The glow of "it's the small dream" can be viewed from as far away as the circus.
- This attraction has the highest suicide rate of any attraction in the Death Star.
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